Teetle

Slang term for urination

If I don't teetle soon, we're going to have a mess on our hands.

by Nubblies.net August 12, 2004

Teggle

Thumping someone in the genitals after they pass out from drinking too much.

Hey! Jimmy passed out. Let's teggle him mercilessly!

by R. Lawrence January 6, 2006

Teeples

A rare penile infection in which the penis becomes lopsided, shrinks and develops sores and warts. This is typically caused by an extreme case of excessive masturbation.

I heard tom caught Teeples, damn now no bitch is going to fuck him

by Lickumup December 15, 2017

the needle teedles

a) a group of elite beings exhibiting behaviour of extreme weirdness

b) a rare and unique case of adding 'eedle' into any word because you're a bomb a$$ b*tcheedle and nobody can f#ck with you

a) when I'm with my needle teedles, nobody can touch me. I'm untouchabeedle.

b) I needle my Natteedle becauseedle sheedle is the besteedle and I miss her so much mucheedle :3. Oh no, I've got a case of the needle teedles!

by Schnaike September 9, 2020

Teetle

A lump on one's scrotum

That dude has a teetle on his sac.

by jasom February 9, 2004

Teegen

A Teegen is known for his godlike wingman abilities, being able to get anyone laid faster than you can say "cocksucker motherfucker". Teegen probably wears a blue, red, and white hat, a patriotic mother fucker he is. Teegen is the most chill person on this Mother Nature planet. They are specifically good at the guitar strings, the talent of the gods. Teegen's strengths? Eating a lot and comfortably chillin.
His weaknesses? Girls with short hair.

optimus prime- "dang, who's that chill guy over there drinking a dew?"
bob nich- "that's a Teegen, talk to him if you wanna get laid.

by OG DLG ROCKER May 10, 2015

Teagle

A very little, boring man who is easy to bully. A Teagle is usually of a similar frame to Bilbo Baggins, often with an exceptionally hairy arse and a penis which closely resembles a cocktail sausage.

Bleurgh, Yeah, I saw that too, he is such a Teagle, did you see his cocktail sausage when he turned round?

by mysterywolf May 4, 2011