sneeze tease

The body's preparation for a sneeze, which is deferred just before climax. (The "ah... ah... ah" without the "choo"). The feelings and sensations of a sneeze come to you, but just as you are about to exhale with explosion, it miraculously disappears.

I thought I was going to sneeze during my presentation, but luckily, it was only a sneeze tease.

by Patio furniture March 14, 2006

Job-ad cock tease

A job advertisement which is presented in a way which misleads you into initially thinking you have a chance of getting the job. However, on closer inspection, the job will turn out to be one you cannot possibly get. Especially common are those advertised in their title as 'suitable for graduates', but then in the second line state 'experience needed.' This creates anger and discouragement among those who are job hunting.

'I got my hopes up when I saw this job advertised for graduate analysts, but after I read on it said you needed 2 years experience. Looks like it's back to McDonald's for me. Fuck, what a Job-ad cock tease !'

by Thrisis Bob May 5, 2010

Snorg-tease

The brunette girl with the huge breasts that models for the SnorgTees ads.

Kyle: Wow, she's hot.

Blake: *looks over* Oh, that's just the Snorg-tease.

by LazyHappyLucky October 28, 2010

Tease

A person who knows what they are doing and they like getting the sexual tension built up to a certain moment then backing out so the other person wants them even more short story later they love the sexual build up and might kiss,makeout, and or other things to keep them wanting more

Damn last night I was teasing him so hard he definitely wants me.

Or

Do you think I was being a tease I didn’t mean to be one should I tell him

by Atlas Elmwood February 16, 2019

park-tease

NOUN: An individual who walks through a crowded car parking complex and induces in a nearby driver the belief that the individual intends to imminently vacate his/her parking space when in fact the individual has no such intention.

VERB: To induce – intentionally or negligently – the belief in nearby drivers that one intends to vacate one's car park when in fact one has no such intention.

Driver: "Man, it's impossible to find a place to park here.

Passenger: Dude, follow that hot chick - she looks like she's going to her car."

*Driver follows the hot chick until it she disappears into a store

Driver: "Fuck, what a park-tease (NOUN)."

Passenger: "Yeah, she totally park-teased (VERB) you just now."

by stryker mcnail March 27, 2009

Temasek Junior College

The perfect balance of neighbourhood school and elite school. Strong meme culture, most people ain't toxic but when there are toxic people, oh boy. Somehow, a large LGBT and independent artist population. Somewhat balanced (staff and students alike) racial background ratio.
Students of this institution (called 'TJCians') are university bound pupils fuelled with Passion, Purpose, Drive, Integrity and Compassion, the school's values. TJCians are generally more relaxed, but will have 'sad boi hours' nearing examinations, however still manage to promote to the next year anyways.

For College For Nation.

Located at 22 Bedok South Road, Singapore.

Karen: "Talk to me like you're an idiot!"
Me: "I'm sending our future child to Temasek Junior College"
Karen: "Perfect!"

by FailingChemUnderSuresh March 6, 2019

the Vietnamese hole tease

When a Vietnamese man teases the anus.

Hong Tang: Shall I tease your anus?

Barry: Is this is the Vietnamese hole tease?

by Pete616 April 25, 2011