teague clark

a complete icon. the greatest person ever. considers everyone a bestie.
is there anyone more of a legend than teague clark?
by safora February 25, 2021
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Grant Teague

Someone who works at Target overnight and often has things put on their automobile.(I.E. Trash, Fish, Sticks, et cetera.)
by Ben Saylor April 07, 2005
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Naomi Teague

She is living off pot noodles

Her names Naomi Teague or crusty lips
For example it could be used like “oh look that person is a Naomi Teague”
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Angello Teague

Drug lord in tn
got life in prison for three bodies
by duce234 April 05, 2009
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Teague Comedy

A comedy that is mainly targeted at uneducated Middle-Americans. You know you are watching a Teague Comedy when dialogue that isn't really that funny makes your fully-grown adult friend snort milk out of his nose, and when educated humor is said, the same man will chuckle half-heartedly because even though everyone else is laughing, he really didn't get the joke.
John: Man those Mel Brooks movies are sooooo funny, i snort milk out of my nose everytime i watch them!
Ben: Really? When's the last time you saw "Robin Hood: Men In Tights?"
John: I don't know, when i was 12...
Ben: Goddammit John, thats such a Teague Comedy!
*Ben punches John*
John: What was i thinking.....
by JG Schnooglebottoms May 25, 2010
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Teague Drotar

A stupid gay dumb lesbian who smells like dead fertilizer and makes me nauseous constantly because he’s so gross
Alex Grado: Dude stop acting gay
Weird guy: never!
Alex Grado: Your such a Teague drotar!
by Fat igga mark April 18, 2019
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josh teague

a complete and utter asshole. he always cheats and loves chubby sex. likes cock in the mouth. if you ever run into this person kick him the nuts and run
Don't be a Josh Teague.
by nbhsblood May 24, 2011
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