Armin Tamzarian

The real name of The Simpsons character Seymour Skinner. The real Seymour Skinner was MIA in Vietnam. When Armin Tamzarian came to tell Skinner's (s)mother the news he assumed the identity of Skinner and became principal of Springfield Elementary school.

"We could make things more challenging, but then the stupider students would complain." said Armin Tamzarian AKA Seymour Skinner

by DPop December 7, 2006

Tarzan's back

Taken from the old Tarzan movies in the 1960’s where all the male characters had their shirt backs wet with sweat. So if you have been working on a hot day and you have a wet back from sweat/workout you have Tarzan’s back.

Person 1: (Straight in to the fridge for a beverage) Fuck its hot outside, look at how wet the back of my shirt is.
Person 2: Ha, looks like you have Tarzan's Back!!
Person 1: Tarzan’s back?
Person 2: You know when the bad guys were looking for Tarzan & Cheetah they all had wet shirts from the heat.

by Anecdotal December 13, 2012

tanzanian titty fucker

The act of fucking a women's breasts while the man faces the women's feet. The women may toss the man's salad, if he's into that.

" Oh man last night Thelma was so horny, she let me give her the Tanzanian titty fucker, she rimmed me good and I delivered the ranch dressing."

by Mother Fucker 1 January 23, 2014

Taylan

Taylan is the kinda of guy you don't leave your girlfriend in a room with. His cock is humongously enormous and his balls are colossally disgustingly large in there glorious mighty stature. He's simply the best to ever do it, all his friends are jealous of him, they admirer him because he made them and there just little whiney crybaby bitches who eat muck.

Girl 1: "Did you see Taylan's Dick pick!?"

Girl 2: " OMG YES GIRL HIS SHAFT IS SO MONOLITHIC IN SIZE, I WISH HE COULD JUST STUFF HIS BIG FAT BULGING PENIS IN MY CUNT!!!"

Girl 1: "HAHAHAA YOUR SUCH A DIRTY WHORE!!!"

*both girls start making out over the thought of Taylan's hot normal sized forehead and perfectly straight white teeth while Taylan's cuck friends A.K.A NPCs watch in despair*

Taylan's friends: "I wish I was better at Fortnite than Taylan."

by therealdeal2121 January 13, 2022

Tayba

A name usually given to a great, loyal friends. Mostly girls.
Tayba's are always beautiful inside and out, are the most considerate beings ever and have an amazing smile. They are very intellectual and are nearly always right. Tayba's always have perfect teeth and are so modest but thats what makes them so attractive. They are genuine and sincere and they are great people. I personally love tayba!

You'd be lucky to have a tayba in your life!!!!

by iloverpatz August 16, 2011

Tayla

The name of a young girl who is beautiful both inside and out. Whenever you are with her you feel like life can't get any better, like she is perfect, perfect enough for the both of you. She is your definition of perfect. She is kind, so kind that most people aspire to be her, or be with her. You can trust her, she is not judgemental and she will take all of your secrets to her grave. She is just waiting for the right guy and when she finds him, she will give him all of her. And more. She will the best girlfriend anybody could ever ask for. She is also a best friend. She's one of those very special people in your life. The first person you think of when you make plans. The first person you go to when you need someone to talk to. You'll call them up just to talk about nothing, or the most important things in your life. When you're sad she'll try her hardest to cheer you up. She gives the best hugs in the world! She is a shoulder to cry on, because you know that she truly cares about you. She is the kind of person who would take a bullet for you, because it would be too painful to watch you get hurt. She's amazing with kids and the parents too. She isn't afraid to talk to people because she believes that everyone deserves at least one chance. She is purely amazing. She's Tayla.

ayla is such a babe. She is just gorgeous.

Tayla: Describe me in one word?
Boy: Mine. And I wouldn't change that for the world.

Of course I like you Tayla. You're fun to be around. You're smart. You're funny. You're (very) cute. You're different. You're crazy. You're perfect, in an imperfect way. You always speak your mind. You have the best laugh. Of course I like you Tayla. You're you.

I don't know what I'd do without you Tayla. I love you so much, it hurts sometimes.

by ❥ anonymous ❤︎ August 21, 2016

fanny tarzan

An aggresive male who prefers the company of a more submissive male (typically a gardener, bike messenger or flight attendant) during the act of gay anal sex; A homosexual who aspires to penetrate male ass, but never allows for his own crack to be so much as sniffed; A man that is not that gay, but definitely still gay.

"Say your prayers son or the fanny tarzan in the closet will come out in the middle of the night and penetrate your asshole." - Dad to his son

by Mitch121212 October 28, 2008