1 definition by Mitch121212
An aggresive male who prefers the company of a more submissive male (typically a gardener, bike messenger or flight attendant) during the act of gay anal sex; A homosexual who aspires to penetrate male ass, but never allows for his own crack to be so much as sniffed; A man that is not that gay, but definitely still gay.
"Say your prayers son or the fanny tarzan in the closet will come out in the middle of the night and penetrate your asshole." - Dad to his son
by Mitch121212 September 15, 2008