Tardbert

Someone who is a complete fucking idiot. He is so stupid, you can't dislike him, but there is no way on earth that you could ever socialize publicly with them.

Don't mind Greg, he's a tardbert.

by dexterhobdy August 1, 2010

tardbasket

one who posseses a mental deficiency so great that it can only be measured by the combined disability of many retarded people

Goddamit man, when did you get to be such a tardbasket?

by Hansome B Wonderfull December 23, 2003

Tardvark

1) A retarded aardvark
2) Any stupid person with a pointy or outsize nose

Dick Cheney is such a tardvark.

by Pipe Downn March 13, 2009

Tardarse

A vulgar term for someone purposely being stupid.

Tard being derived from Retard
Arse being the general British term for backside. a.k.a. Ass.

The "Tardarse" OmFg Im So HoTt TaLk To Me BaBy!1!!!

The non "tardarse" Will you shut the hell up you god damn tardarse!

by Tommy Kerr September 6, 2005

tardbag

A tardbag is a name for a retarded person.

shut up you fucking tardbag.

by Jesse Patrick May 9, 2006

tardhard

Stupidity to the max. Working really hard at being stupid. Stupidity beyond mere mortals, a tard god.

Obama's message to Jesse Jackson is to tard and tardhard.

by Norman the retard October 7, 2008

tardware

Software or hardware with obvious design flaws that should have been fixed before release.

Windows ME is the essence of tardware, you have to factor crash and reboot time into anything you hope to get done.

by 1hoser February 8, 2007