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This is when you are having a text/IM conversation with someone and after you've sent a message, they reply with only an emoticon(s). Thus ending your conversation, or leaving you with the difficulty of continuing the conversation. This originates from a particular person that always ends conversations like this.
(pronounced "tah-nd")
To be tahned:

You: That party last night was out of control.
Friend: Yeah, I saw someone throw up in the bushes!
You: Did you see Beata? She was so drunk!
Friend: xD
by BeeTheNinja May 25, 2013
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A man with big hands. And an even bigger heart. Often Canadian, Tanne is a man who likes basketball.
You should be grateful if you ever come across a Tanne. But lookout, he will steal your bitches. He's a player.
All the girls simp for Tanne and his hot boy shorts. Tanne is life.
Lou: "give me some Tanne"
Random guy: "Tanne is a carrot"
by Tanne1 November 29, 2021
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tanner fox

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I'm tanner fox and I can bri flat
by Flaming bunghole liquors May 16, 2016
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tannequin

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A tannequin is someone who is excessively tan and appears to be fake (in personality and/or appearance) like a mannequin.
"Hey, you should ask that girl over there out."
"Which one?"
"The tan one with the bleach blonde hair."
"Sick, man, you're into tannequins?"
by alrose. October 16, 2008
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Tannerism is a religion based on a set of core principles: the mini-dab, poorly formed puns, expert puns, and the Most Holy student teacher in existence. His state of holiness was discovered when one of his students realized a correlation between him and Jesus Christ: they both were present in the Beginning, both came back to teach us important concepts, and both shall come back some day. In Tannerism, there is a holy trinity that consists of A Man Named Zucc, Tanner, and the Amazon Box Man. Since it was formed recently (March 14, 2019), there is not much information currently in the public domain.

(Separate from the Anti-Mormon institution. One of the newly created rules of Tannerism states that all should respect Mormons, and never eat them or their books.)
Oh, yeah, he's recently Converted to Tannerism; that's why he told you the mini-dab is back in style.
by AYCRGB March 15, 2019
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Caldwell Tanner

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Man who does most of the Illustrations on College Humor.com

He does weekly drawcasts with Riley, Creighton, Owen, and Kevin Corrigan, where he draws comics and talks about Back to the Future.
Did you see the Drawcast last week? Caldwell Tanner talked about Back to the Future!
by thatquietkid June 18, 2010
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Tanked

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1: to be intoxicated

2: to do very bad in
3: to launch, throw, hit, something very, very, very far.
Bob was tanked last night at the bar.

Bob tanked his math test yesterday.

Bob tanked the golf ball over 6 houses, before it hit a telephone pole.
by crizpymangos4ever March 17, 2015
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