Female version` of "Tea Bagging". The act of a female rubbing her genetalia on a mans head, face or body.
by John Karreci May 3, 2005
Get the Fish Tailing mug.The act of stitching up one's female genitalia, followed by the systematic butchering of said stitches in a decidedly un-Saville Row fashion using one's man-pork..
by crt1979 October 25, 2009
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Cate, Tanner, Courtney and Jacob were on a double date and Taylor showed up. "Jez she tayloring hard"
by Jerimaha February 10, 2017
Get the Tayloring mug.A poor comedy technique used by people who think they are funny but aren't
Essentially it involves 'jumping on the tails' of a good joke or comment that has just been told by someone else by either repeating it or changing it slightly to try and obtain or claim the same laughter as the initial joke or comment.
This is known as 'tailsing'
It is technique often used by lazy or poor comedy hosts - for instance Dara O'Briain on BBC's 'Mock the Week' makes a living from using this technique as he does not appear to have any jokes of his own.
It is also used by people who think they are funny but lack the timing or genius of true comedy greats. They will wait for someone to say something funny, repeat it or change it slightly and hope they are remembered for the gag as they said it last.
Essentially it involves 'jumping on the tails' of a good joke or comment that has just been told by someone else by either repeating it or changing it slightly to try and obtain or claim the same laughter as the initial joke or comment.
This is known as 'tailsing'
It is technique often used by lazy or poor comedy hosts - for instance Dara O'Briain on BBC's 'Mock the Week' makes a living from using this technique as he does not appear to have any jokes of his own.
It is also used by people who think they are funny but lack the timing or genius of true comedy greats. They will wait for someone to say something funny, repeat it or change it slightly and hope they are remembered for the gag as they said it last.
Funny Person "You really are an idiot"
Reaction: Laughter from the group
Unfunny person (tailsing) " Yes you really are an idiot"
Reaction: Laughter continues from the group but this is left over from the initial gag - but the unfunny person thinks it is for him
Reaction: Laughter from the group
Unfunny person (tailsing) " Yes you really are an idiot"
Reaction: Laughter continues from the group but this is left over from the initial gag - but the unfunny person thinks it is for him
by Big Davie November 18, 2010
Get the tailsing mug.This is a practical joke where you would take a crap, then take the turd and place it on a friends or enemy's car anttena.Making sure to leaving enough room for a little of the antenna to be above the turd. Best when done in cold months that it can actually form and stay on the antenna.
by saywhat. December 7, 2011
Get the Cat-tailing mug.When a man is having rapid intercourse with a woman and another man sticks his dick to the first mans dick (side) and the force from the first dick pulls the second dick into the woman along with it.
Harry: Last night I went into Dave's room while he was fucking his girlfriend and I started shirt tailing myself in.
Dave: Yea dude, what was up with that?
Harry: You shouldn't have left an opening.
Dave: Yea dude, what was up with that?
Harry: You shouldn't have left an opening.
by qualat February 19, 2010
Get the Shirt Tailing mug.When someone forgets to scrub the toilet with a toilet brush after taking a gigantic dump, showing a trail of shit spiraling down the toilet bowl as it was flushed down.
Dave: Dude I think I'm gonna switch dorms, I can't live with these guys anymore
Chris: Why's that?
Dave: Dude because they use the toilet and keep rooster tailing, it's disgusting
Martin: Dude I swear if he rooster tails in my toilet one more time I'm gonna kick his fucking teeth out!
Chris: Why's that?
Dave: Dude because they use the toilet and keep rooster tailing, it's disgusting
Martin: Dude I swear if he rooster tails in my toilet one more time I'm gonna kick his fucking teeth out!
by window shopper November 5, 2009
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