sloppy swordsman

when you poop on a girls chest, rub your weiner in it, then procede to swordfight penis against face.

I gave Nikki a sloppy swordsman last weekend.

by Clay Minor May 19, 2007

french swordsman

When a male embraces another male with an exposed, erect penis

STFU noobcakes before I pull a french swordsman on your dumbass

by Fr0stNinj4 July 16, 2008

Flying Swordzman

Anal sex with a full running start

SHE LOVES AGGRESSIVE ANAL, SO I GAVE HER THE FLYING SWORDZMAN. WOOT!

by Flyng Swordzman September 1, 2016

Anime Swordsman

A derogatory term used for most swordsmen in the Smash Bros franchise, most often ones from Fire Emblem, Cloud Strife and Shulk. Also applies to Marth clones (Roy, Lucina and Chrom).

They were right, Chrom is just another anime swordsman.

by MelecieDiancie April 20, 2019

Marmite Swordsmanship

The act of getting some anal sex and reference3 to the colour of a males penis afterwards.

"would you let me practice some marmite swordsmanship tonight darling"

by Chuckette Norris October 18, 2009

Chocolate Swordsman

A man that enjoys stabbing another man in the butt with his pecker! The Zoro of the Choclate Swordsman is into multiple duals.

Hey, look at those dudes, they look like a couple of Chocolate Swordsman!

by jAGUNCWBKB July 22, 2012

pork swordsman

A term you use to describe a sex act carried out on a pig (either living or dead) by a leading public figure.

"That's a fine display of pork swordsmanship, Prime Minister!".

by clowncuckooland November 10, 2015