aka Blackberry Brandy. A cheap and effective spirit to help you endure shopping during a snowstorm, keeping toes warm on the ski slopes or just getting the party started.
Well "hairy" means awesome, as well as "zero cool". So that makes it twice as cool! And "sweetness" inhances it even more! As for "fes"... I have no clue where that came from =P I didn't make that part up! So you put it all together, and it's this totally AMAZING, ROCKING word!!!!!!!!!!!
Also seen as (sweetness)^2. Commonly used to describe anything of kick-ass magnitude or greater. It's strength lays in its versatility, ex: That is (sweetness)^3 --sweetness cubed, or You suck, your (sweetness)^-1 --the reciprocal of sweetness, call someone that and they will run back to mommy like a baby not yet weaned off the tit.