A small city in Wales which is full of goths,emos,chavs,spice boys. Some places are nice, some places are a dump.Overall I wouldn't advise visiting Swansea because It is a shit hole.
by Tyler2k8 July 24, 2008
A City in South Wales. Was once a Town but within the last 30 years or so has got way above its station and become a small City. Swansea is the worst place in the world, infact so bad is Swansea that Hell would fear being in the place. Car crime capital of Europe at one time its had that title stolen off it by Manchester as the thieves in Swansea are actually to lazy to go out and steal a Vauxhall Belmont, Fiat Croma or Austin Montego.
Two types of people live in Swansea those who are two lazy to move elsewhere or those who are to poor to move. The entire geographical area is full of arrogant pricks, 50 something prostitutes, twats (read Spice boys, Pikeys or Charvers), Arseholes in tatty 318 or A4 cabriolets who drive down to Southend with the roof down but windows up (why?!), Cheap sluts who drink in the local Wetherspoons, drug addicts or those that arnt addicts are drug dealers, Jobless dossers, people whose knuckles drag the ground and village idiots - something Swansea excells at and has several hundred idiots to each of its village's. A posh night out in Swansea usually entails going to the one of the Beefeater restaurant's in the Marina or Mumbles or to one of the skankey holes in Mumbles where they think its posh to bring the starter soup out on a tea-plate. So stupid are the local Council that they have released a television advert of Swansea to show people what its like A) all the places shown do NOT represent Swansea and B) they are showing it in the Swansea area - We already know what's in the city you fucktards.
The most wettest place in the entire UK coupled with the notes above make Swansea the true shithole it is. Dont ever hold a door open for someone in Swansea because the entire 300K of peole who live in the area will walk through the door without saying thank you or even a nod, regardless of if they are out shopping or not. People are that arrogant in Swansea they would walk 15 miles just to go through a door you are holding open for them. A Film called Twin Town was released a decade ago and if you want to know what Swansea is like then watch it without fear of visiting the place and being stabbed.
So to summarise: Swansea, its full of cunts and its a real shitty city.
Two types of people live in Swansea those who are two lazy to move elsewhere or those who are to poor to move. The entire geographical area is full of arrogant pricks, 50 something prostitutes, twats (read Spice boys, Pikeys or Charvers), Arseholes in tatty 318 or A4 cabriolets who drive down to Southend with the roof down but windows up (why?!), Cheap sluts who drink in the local Wetherspoons, drug addicts or those that arnt addicts are drug dealers, Jobless dossers, people whose knuckles drag the ground and village idiots - something Swansea excells at and has several hundred idiots to each of its village's. A posh night out in Swansea usually entails going to the one of the Beefeater restaurant's in the Marina or Mumbles or to one of the skankey holes in Mumbles where they think its posh to bring the starter soup out on a tea-plate. So stupid are the local Council that they have released a television advert of Swansea to show people what its like A) all the places shown do NOT represent Swansea and B) they are showing it in the Swansea area - We already know what's in the city you fucktards.
The most wettest place in the entire UK coupled with the notes above make Swansea the true shithole it is. Dont ever hold a door open for someone in Swansea because the entire 300K of peole who live in the area will walk through the door without saying thank you or even a nod, regardless of if they are out shopping or not. People are that arrogant in Swansea they would walk 15 miles just to go through a door you are holding open for them. A Film called Twin Town was released a decade ago and if you want to know what Swansea is like then watch it without fear of visiting the place and being stabbed.
So to summarise: Swansea, its full of cunts and its a real shitty city.
Hopefully you never experience Swansea, but if you ever visit the place then never leave your car or get off the train or bus. Best thing is to go straight past the place onto Llanelli.
Rob: "You coming out for a drink tonight?"
Dan: "Cant mate, goto go down to Swansea!"
Rob: "Poor Bastard!"
Rob: "You coming out for a drink tonight?"
Dan: "Cant mate, goto go down to Swansea!"
Rob: "Poor Bastard!"
by caps_lock May 29, 2008
Swansea is an old New England town that was burned by the Indians in 1675 but unfortunately rebuilt and still exists. Most of it seems to be located right on a major highway with lots of shitty stores and restaurants. The people of Swansea consider themselves affluent and smart but that's only because Swansea is next to the even shitty cities of Fall River and New Bedford. The town will frequently say that it's located right on the water but will neglect to say that water is the Taunton River which is polluted as hell. Swansea does have a nice town hall and library and a shitty school called Joseph Case High School that gave the town national headlines a few years ago when every girl in the school decided the only way they could get attention and get guys to like them is by passing out lots of really nasty porn and nudes of themselves. The slutty girls and stupid guys were yelled at and possible spanked by their mommy and daddies but nothing really happened and things are still the same.
The Indians had the right idea when they burned Swansea, Massachusetts, too bad they had to go and rebuild it.
by oceancats March 7, 2017
someone who comes to Swansea to buy bad bad, usually out of date North Korean Class A drugs and is a masochist to boot as they will score and after ingesting their DRRRRRRRRUGS will get the living shit kicked out of them by a good samaratan or a pregnant ten year old or both and then are robbed of cell phone / wallet / teeth. Then return home and boast about the fact they were a Swansea Tourist when asked to explain there bruises and constant dribbling.
I ain't not never gonna be a Swansea Tourist ever ever again, i still hurt bad and i see demons and snakes alla time n' shit
Swansea is best avoided but if you are looking for kicks try east Kabul after midnight (its safer)
Swansea is best avoided but if you are looking for kicks try east Kabul after midnight (its safer)
by Illegal Allan May 12, 2011
by Grant Fromage February 7, 2007
Swansea City Are A Football Club From Wales Known For Their Loud, Passionate And Sometimes Violent Supporters.
They Play At The 'Liberty Stadium' Which Is An All Seater Stadium With A Capacity Of Just Over 20,000. The Club Was Formed In 1912 And Joined The Football League As Founding Members In 1920. From 1912-2005 The Swans Played At The 'Vetch Field' - Where The Most Vocal Support Would Come From The North Bank, A Terracing Which Extended One Side Of The Pitch. Since 2005 The Swans Have Played At Their New Home The Liberty Stadium. The Swans Are Currently In The Coca-Cola League Championship For The 2009-10 Season.
They Play At The 'Liberty Stadium' Which Is An All Seater Stadium With A Capacity Of Just Over 20,000. The Club Was Formed In 1912 And Joined The Football League As Founding Members In 1920. From 1912-2005 The Swans Played At The 'Vetch Field' - Where The Most Vocal Support Would Come From The North Bank, A Terracing Which Extended One Side Of The Pitch. Since 2005 The Swans Have Played At Their New Home The Liberty Stadium. The Swans Are Currently In The Coca-Cola League Championship For The 2009-10 Season.
by Welsh_Man September 28, 2009
A small, depressing town in the far Southeast corner of Massachusetts. It is not nice enough to be considered part of "The Cape" and not crappy enough to be considered a suburb of Fall River. It is incredibly poor and the public school system is under funded and embarassing. Best of all: it is too far from Boston for people from MAssachusetts to have heard of it and too "far" from Rhode Island for rhode Islanders to care about it.It should become its own country. There is an overwhelming Azorian Portuguese population.
If you grew up in Swansea, Massachusetts almost everywhere else you go will seem better and more intersting.
by Goldfish-Luvah September 17, 2008