Swamp-asstrophe

An encounter with an individual suffering from swamp-ass causing great and often sudden harm or embarrassment to the individual and /or situation; a dis-ass-ter.

I was 69ing with this chick when I realized her ass crack smelled like dingle-berry soup. What a swamp-asstrophe!

by Legs4days January 23, 2014

swamp weasel

An incompetent fool who makes brash and arrogant statements but fails to actually achieve anything. Tries to squirm into gigs by backstabbing others and succing up to the higher-ups.

"Hey, you know how Kartik said he would get first place?"
"Yeah."
"Turns out he didn't even win anything at all, and I also heard that he sucked up to the officers to get a second chance."
"LMAO this clown is the biggest swamp weasel I've ever seen."

by nigswimmer March 5, 2017

swampled

The state of an employee when the amount of work is greater than the number of hours in the day.

I'm hoping to get these budgets finished on Thursday; right now I'm just swampled and can't get to them.

by JennBenn August 15, 2006

my swamp

my swamp means that is THEIR crib, THEIR house, THEIR territory, man.

My brother: *enters my room*

Me: GET OUT OF MY SWAMP

by glitchyra September 9, 2018

This Is My Swamp

When Shrek grabs you and puts you on your knees and makes love to your anus.

Shrek whispered into my ear "This is my Swamp."

by Zajing August 30, 2019

Southern swamp rock

This is a form of roots music about swamp life in Cajun country, from artists such as J.J. Cale, CCR, the Band and Tony Joe White.

I just love "Born on the Bayou" by CCR! It is primo Southern swamp rock.

by I, Wreckerrr December 12, 2020

Swamp cock

When you tuck your dick into your butt crack all day before a blowjob, and then yell “SWAMP COCK” and then smack her nose with your dong until she smells it

“Hey man I heard you got head from some hot girl”

“I was about to, but then I hit her with that swamp cock and then she threw up”

by SwampyBoi April 1, 2019