Skip to main content

swagtastic 

better than stylin, steezy, and fly all together
did you see that girl in her retro jordan V's? damn, she's swagtastic.
swagtastic by misslegit November 21, 2011

swastisquach

swastisquach your mom after taking to many steroids
OMG SEE HIS MOM IS THE SWASTISQUACH
swastisquach by raider8 January 19, 2008

swastisquach

the nazi sasquach that is hairy and is goin to rape whatever it sees that is rapeable and likes to kill shit that isnt.

the most awsome mythical creature to ever exist, it lives wherever the fuck it wants and is supperior even to huck noris, the wannabe chuck norris.
"hey, jim! its a sasquach!"
"uh, bob, that no sasquac- ahhhhhhhhh!"
jim dies.
bob gets raped.

the swastisquach pwns bitches
swastisquach by happypill363 January 10, 2009

Swagtastrophe 

swag-tas-tro-phe
noun
Something or someone with an abundance of no swag.
Cheryl is a swagtastrophe compared to Millie.
Swagtastrophe by Beanbean27 May 21, 2011

swagtastical syndrome 

Its when you get to the point where you have so much swag it turns into a serious problem and you're diagnosed with what is now called 'swagtastical syndrome'
"Yesterday I was told by a doctor that I had been diagnosed with Swagtastical Syndrome."

stastistisize 

a term used to describe an intent to measure something by way of statistics
Kevin said, "baseballreference.com can stastistisize anything about baseball."
stastistisize by AlexFlores July 10, 2006