Sumner Dairy Freeze

During intercourse, female breast milk and male ejaculate is collected with a ladle, then put in the freezer over night, the next day, said ladle is inserted into a bodily orifice (e.g anus, vagina, mouth) until it melts, it is then drank out of the bodily orifice by the partner with a silly straw and then puked onto the chest of the opposite partner.

NOTE: for extra pleasure donkey punch during any step.

Dude do you wanna go do Olive Garden?

no man i am full, i just had a "Sumner Dairy Freeze" with your sister

Douche

by I Like Dick poo fucker October 31, 2010

Sumner Middle School

where all the cute boys come from

He obviously came from Sumner Middle school, he’s a hot smexy beast.

by littlebitchhhbitchh July 22, 2020

sumner place

The place where things are always happening. The cultural center of Washington DC, were a diverse group of retail workers kick back. Lots of jacks are smoked in bustling places such as the front of starbucks.

#1: whats up
#2: chilling at sumner
#1: you want to smoke a jack?
#2: hell yeah

by i_hate_fraps January 3, 2005

Sumner's Law

Harley Davidson riders don't wave because they think they are too bad. BMW riders don't wave because they think they are too good.

Sumner's Law is true. When I ride my Honda Gold Wing, I always wave at fellow riders, but Harley Davidson and BMW riders never wave back.

by biker Phil August 17, 2011

Sumner High School

The shittiest school in Washington state. It is filled with sluts, jerks, niggz, ugly, beautiful, crackers, goth, emo, scene, posers, sk8ers, and best of all ASIANS!! This school is the largest place for Goths, Emos, Scene kids to be. The teachers are assholes and the Assistant Princables smoke crack. Only a few people are cool. No one is the most popular at this school.

"I go to Sumner High School!" - Jane
"Are you an asian?" - Mark
"No." - Jane
"Then you aren't cool." - Mark

"Konnichiwa." - Kyla.
"Konnichiwa!" - Erick.

"Oh asians, let's be friends with them so everyone will like us!" - New kid.
"Okay!" - Other new kid.

by JennyJealousyy March 13, 2009

Sumner Hinch

While in sexual intercourse with your male partner, run at him as fast as you can ramming him in the ass yelling, "Ten Points Gryffindor!" then ejaculating in ones belly button.

Man 1: Here I come Sumner Hinch!
Man 2: Ugggggh!
Man 1: Ten Points Gryffindor!
*pffft* ejaculates in belly button

by sargent ass July 29, 2012

Sumner Choi

A very handsome individual who is extremely excellant in everything that he does and is adored by all that encounter him.

Hey! Look! It’s Sumner Choi!

Who? Oh.. my god! You’re so handsome and great Sumner Choi!

by Owen Is Such A Idiot Lol November 26, 2025