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suited connectors

Two cards in Texas Holdem which share the same suit and and connected, like 5-6 of spades och 10-Jack of hearts. Often played when the cost is low and the potential profit is large.
Player 1: I had 45 suited and flop came A-2-3. Of course your set of aces gets whooped.

Player 2: But I had Three aces! What happened to my stack?
by Krisse August 6, 2005
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salted

When someone is insulted, embarassed, or made to look like a fool of some sort.

Originally "assaulted", but later reduced to a more convenient syllable count.
David Oh: Matt, you're such a fuckin' douchebag!
(Matt cries)
Passing man: YOU BEEN SALTED!
by King Ninja March 3, 2004
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Zipper-Suited Sun God

A derogatory term for military pilots. Based on the fact that flight suits and G-suits are covered with lots of zippers and they fly above the clouds in the sun. Also has a double meaning in that they have highly inflated egos and think that they are above everyone else.
Here comes another Zipper-Suited Sun God to fly my airplane.
by Sublingual September 28, 2009
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Tampa Bay Salted Pretzel

While engaged in Anal sex on a beach the man pulls his penis out of the girls ass rubs it in the sand and shoves it back in her ass.
John gave her a Tampa Bay salted pretzel on the beach last night. That will teach her not to back talk him.
by pho_phizzat June 11, 2008
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sulled

to stop, to refuse to go on
"The sun was still high, sulled in the sky like a mule, ..." Larry McMurtry, Lonesome Dove
by opper May 16, 2009
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saltedsack

1)sperm on a nutsack.
2)when a man cums on his nutsack.
3)a tasty snack for your female partner.
1) i gave my bitch a saltedsack for lunch the other day.
2) my woman loves when i have a saltedsack.
by elias a. December 25, 2005
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Salted nut roll

The act of ejaculating on a woman's stomach. Immediately after, you rub your testicles in it and proceed to place them in her mouth.
I gave my lady the ol' salted nut roll last night.
by Smaack1001 August 8, 2009
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