suck my ex-dick

What Caitlyn Jenner yells at hecklers, harassers, paparazzi and anyone else who generally pisses her off.

Photographer : Hey Caitlyn, turn around so I can stick this camera down your cleavage and take a picture !
Caitlyn (sneering) : Hey, suck my ex-dick !!!

by Virgin Suicides November 1, 2017

Siamese Suck Off

When two women who braid their hair together as to conjoin them at the head to give a blow job to two men simultaneously. Then two men skull fuck them. First one to finish wins.

My brother and I got a Siamese Suck Off from Maggie and her mom.....and her mom won.

by Cant Stand Ya 5566 June 22, 2012

dick suck nigga

When a poor, uneducated black piece of ghetto excreta, goes low, real low, below-the-belt-low, and starts unpacking that ding-dong, and sucking it, like he was promised 'twenni bucks'.

Dick suck nigga never make me smile

by Fukaface! January 5, 2020

Stroke n Suck

When a guy stroke's a girls hair and suck's her breasts at the same time.

Chad was on the couch with Kiersten in the middle of A Stroke n Suck when his wife walked on them!

by SlopNChop October 19, 2016

Suck my socks

Funny quote by Michael Jackson on a phone call, about his father Joseph.

“He can suck my socks.”

by Michael Jackson wife July 18, 2019

The 360 Suck-it

A derogatory gesture derived from Suck-it (DgenerationX et. al.). To perform the 360 Suck-it, one must jump in the air, spin the full 2*pi radians and land while executing the characteristic crotch chop and yelling, "SUCK-IT!" Landing from the jump allows for the proper bending of the knees needed for proper crotch chop execution.

Optional: While yelling "SUCK-IT", it is characteristic to have the facial expression of one who is constipated. Also, it is seen favorably to make a "WHOOSH" sound while executing the 360 spin for added dramatic effect.

The 360 Suck-it has caught on at many fine scientific institutions including CERN, the MIT Chemistry Department and Middle-Schools around the nation.

Typical execution of The 360 Suck-it:

"What? The Large Hadron Collider is down again??!? Well you can... (spins 360) *WHOOSH* SUCKK-ITTTT!"

by WhaleHar July 10, 2009

mate suck

Sucking or French kissing a mates cock. Often done after drinking 2 ciders followed by 15 pints and half a bottle of red wine.

Hey Lads come over here and give me a quick mate suck !

by Wolfpacknz March 14, 2019