That succubant drained his girlfriend's checking account, then stole his parents car and drove to Mexico.
by Sucudont December 9, 2013
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If you wake up feeling very weak, and with a painful erection, you probably made love to a succubus.
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When an innocent soul is seduced into the realm of a succubus, they have acquired succubitis. Their lives get taken over by their bitchy, controlling girlfriends. The longer they are involved with the succubus, the more extreme their case becomes.
Side affects include: loss of rational thought, extreme mood swings, raging emotions, broken electronic devices.
1. Oftentimes, succubus' prey on groups of guys that are friends. If your friend has a girlfriend and all of a sudden she changes her mind and comes for you, run. She is clearly a succubus coming for your soul.
2. if she is a butterface. If she had a nice face, she wouldn't need to prey on innocent souls to find a man. Despite your interest in her curves, avoid the succubus at all costs.
3. if she has no friends. AKA, friendless. A succubus is always desperate for that special one to talk to 24/7, as she has no real friends in her life.
4. if she seems too perfect. For many men, this is what really gets them. If she has season tickets to your favorite sports team, has a killer house, and likes to have sex all the time, then you know she is a succubus. Despite your instinct to keep her around for the extra benefits, it will hurt you in the end. badly.
Side affects include: loss of rational thought, extreme mood swings, raging emotions, broken electronic devices.
1. Oftentimes, succubus' prey on groups of guys that are friends. If your friend has a girlfriend and all of a sudden she changes her mind and comes for you, run. She is clearly a succubus coming for your soul.
2. if she is a butterface. If she had a nice face, she wouldn't need to prey on innocent souls to find a man. Despite your interest in her curves, avoid the succubus at all costs.
3. if she has no friends. AKA, friendless. A succubus is always desperate for that special one to talk to 24/7, as she has no real friends in her life.
4. if she seems too perfect. For many men, this is what really gets them. If she has season tickets to your favorite sports team, has a killer house, and likes to have sex all the time, then you know she is a succubus. Despite your instinct to keep her around for the extra benefits, it will hurt you in the end. badly.
Friend 1: Look at Will, he's got a new girl.
Friend 2: Yeah, I know who she is. she's got the succubus signs.
Friend: O shit, we better get him away before he catches succubitis.
{playing of "you belong with me" backwards followed by a loud scream.}
Will: Thanks you guys, she almost got me there.
Friend 2: Yeah, I know who she is. she's got the succubus signs.
Friend: O shit, we better get him away before he catches succubitis.
{playing of "you belong with me" backwards followed by a loud scream.}
Will: Thanks you guys, she almost got me there.
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Get the Succubus mug.1. One who leeches on and eventually completely consumes the very essence of man's soul, leaving an empty and shattered shell of what once was a free and ultimately superior human being destined for greatness.
2. Also known as 'bitch', 'heartless whore', 'evil slut', or 'lying cunt'. The evil spirit of these heartless creature is almost invisible at first sight; however, after a few months, one could find himself with: no money and no friends, lack of hobbies, little or no sense of reality, and/or self respect. These evil demons begin their hunt at age 14 and continue until they have successfully stripped one man of all his pride.
2. Also known as 'bitch', 'heartless whore', 'evil slut', or 'lying cunt'. The evil spirit of these heartless creature is almost invisible at first sight; however, after a few months, one could find himself with: no money and no friends, lack of hobbies, little or no sense of reality, and/or self respect. These evil demons begin their hunt at age 14 and continue until they have successfully stripped one man of all his pride.
by Zach Reuter May 2, 2006
Get the Succubus mug.A girl who acts like an out of control monster while planning her sweet 16 and should get an ass whooping instead of a party. She’ll also make outrageous demands and try to waste as much money on this event as possible.
“DADDDYYYYY!!!!! I wanted a BLACK Escalade, not a white one! You’re ruining my life!” Screamed the Sweet 16 Succubus
The Sweet 16 Succubus who’s parents had rented the yacht was rolling around screaming and crying on the floor like a five year old because the roses aren’t the right shade of pink. What a bitch.
The Sweet 16 Succubus who’s parents had rented the yacht was rolling around screaming and crying on the floor like a five year old because the roses aren’t the right shade of pink. What a bitch.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
Get the Sweet 16 Succubus mug.The succubus is a soul eating beast that presently resides on coastal British Columbia. The true image of the succubus is unknown to all but few, but it commonly takes on the image of a girl with hair as fiery as the sun, and thighs the size of tractor trailers. The succubus is known to destroy the lives and hearts of many male companions who consider themselves close to her. Through her fierce deception, she causes them to defy reason and obey only her will. It is at this point where she deals the final blow, causing the men to lose all control over themselves until they cut her off, leaving her to search for new prey. Eventually if it goes on too long the succubus can retrieve a man's soul in a form similar to the dementors in Harry Potter
Over time people have started to use the term 'succubus' to define a girl who uses a man, treats him badly, and makes it difficult for him to get rid of her.
Over time people have started to use the term 'succubus' to define a girl who uses a man, treats him badly, and makes it difficult for him to get rid of her.
Example One
Guy 1 - "bro, you've gotta get rid of that girl, she is such a succubus"
Guy 2 - "yeah man I know, I dont know what it is, I just can't do it"
Example Two
Guy 1 - "dude, I'm so glad you got rid of that succubus"
Guy 2 - "yeah man, me too"
Guy 1 - "bro, you've gotta get rid of that girl, she is such a succubus"
Guy 2 - "yeah man I know, I dont know what it is, I just can't do it"
Example Two
Guy 1 - "dude, I'm so glad you got rid of that succubus"
Guy 2 - "yeah man, me too"
by Radon Randell December 3, 2010
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