Tiny fucked a stump 

A seemingly meaningless, probably inside joke found in the special features section of Rob Zombie's "house of 1000 corpses". It features the cast of the movie telling a knock knock joke that makes little sense.

Baby- Knock Knock
Otis-who's there?
Baby-fish boy
Otis-fish boy who?
Baby-Tiny fucked a stump!
me-???

knock knock
whos's there?
stump
stump who?
FUCK ME TINY, FUCK ME!

Tiny fucked a stump by Aleister Andrew December 13, 2008

Sump Fucker 

someone who fucks someone else in a sump with the girls head in the dirt and while you talk to your best friend at the same time

Yo that bitch is a sump fucker

Sump Fucker by Mike adorno a.k.a Creep May 23, 2008

stupfuckdity 

epic stupidity to the fuck degree which is a gogolplex higher than the Nth degree. This word was first coined by SeanBedlam, an Aussie YouTube Philosopher and noted archivist of ridiculous shit. He helps us never forget.

It was chronic stupfuckdity that brought George W. Bush to the Presidency... twice.

stupfuckdity by Pipistrello January 11, 2009

stompfuck

this is a violent sex act in which a dildo or other phallic object is attached to the bottom of a shoe or boot and "stomped" into the waiting hole of the "stompfuckee".

Dawn hadn't been stompfucked in a long time, so Tina helped her get her dildo harnessed to the bottom of her boot so it wouldn't come off during their sexual act.

stompfuck by masochistmonkeyjoe February 18, 2009

Stumpfucked 

To be furiously fucked with the gnarled stump of an amputee.

I met this guy Raul at the bar, we went to his house and he took off his fake leg and stumpfucked the shit outta me!

Stumpfucked by Rev. Steve P. lll December 17, 2008

Stumpfuck 

when one participant chops ones foot off and proceeds to fuck the other person in an orifice south of the chin with the remaining stump until the stump Pierce's through the mouth creating a skewer like resemblance

Hello my fine sir, would you be interested in a casual stumpfuck session in my van

Stumpfuck by crayon connoisseurs June 21, 2020

stumpfuck 

Person who has nothing better to do but to fuck stumps of trees, body parts, or anything else that can be a stump. General loser. Also can be a tree-hugger.

"Listen Stumpfuck, go back and fuck a tree."

stumpfuck by Jeff May 21, 2003