Stuart

A male who can usually be in shops that are seen as feminine

Ryan: Wheres Stuart?
Jordan: check New Look hes normally in there
Ryan: *Sigh*

by chelesa0 July 6, 2009

Stuart

A teenager who loves fucking his dad, and makes love to him in multiple ways every night.

Stuart was with Larry last night
Stupid Stuart to Aberdeen Hall!

by Rapeboy6969 November 1, 2013

Stuart

The keeper of the biggest chin in the entire universe, also known as a Snowcone

Have you seen Stuart?
Yes, his head looks like a snowcone!

by Superflydog August 21, 2009

stuart

A midle aged man that akwardly hangs out with his children in obscure ways. A Stuart usualy is eaisily entertained and commonly has nothing else to do.

"my dad is such a stuart he coached my soccer game!"

"that kids dad is such a stuart."

by nerpy November 17, 2007

Stuart

A two face Mother’s fuckin dick suckin bitch

Stuart is a bitch

by Kolton Teeple December 6, 2017

stuart

A dirty cock goblin, that loves having sexual relations with very close family members.

There once was a dirty kid that was a stuart.

by billy ricky james January 21, 2010

Stuart

A stuart is someone with a fuck off massive chode and big tits to boot. Stuart is such a big dad that his being can barely be kept on the ground. He has several biological and non biological sons and is just generally a father figure for most. Stuart loves a big shafting

Ronald: "STUART! BIG DAD!"

by topshaggerlol August 24, 2018