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strudel crumbs 

When you bust in or on your girl, you both pass out then wake up and go at it again and the dried up stuff crumbles off like sand in your bed LOL
Her- We really need to change the bedding it’s like sleeping at the beach....
Him- HaHaHa most people shower when they get home from the beach....gotta love them strudel crumbs! LMAO
strudel crumbs by SugarCrisp519 December 31, 2017

Strudel Hound 

Somebody who is a freeloader and eats everything he can at conferences or banquets, buffet etc.


Strudel: From the german word "apfel strudel" or "apple strudel" A sweet form of apple pie.

Hound :" to be after something"

Look at that damn "Strudel Hound" grab all the cinnamon buns.

Jerry is such a "Strudel Hound"

Hey look at the "Strudel Hound"
Strudel Hound by Wuerschti October 29, 2008

strudel noodle 

When your dick gets covered in that reddish-pink glaze after sexing up your girl while she's on the crimson tide.
Keith: "Shit, what's all over my dick?"
Becca: "Don't worry babe. It's just my uterus sluffing off its walls, my egg, and your jizz. You've got strudel noodle!"
strudel noodle by smoovie January 21, 2016

strudel sauce 

The sauce that is drizzled over a studel or other scrumptuous pastries.
I drizzled my strudel sauce all over her muffin.
strudel sauce by Joe May 9, 2008

Strudel Cup 

Basically, someone who you dislike or belive to be a dumbass. A fun little insult that sounds vagly like "stupid fuck" when said fast enough, which is pretty fast. It can be used between friends or enemies. However, I don't advise using this insult in a fight, because "thems ain't exactly fightin' words," and you might, from then on be considered a pansy. It's not exactly tough, but if u want an insult thats not too abbrasive, and won't offend really, anyone, yet still allow you to call people names, here's your word!

Effeminate male -"Peter, you totally stole my favorite Duran Duran poster! Jeeeeeeeze...you are such a strudel cup! And where's my Journey CD I lent you last week?"

Thirteen year-old girl -"OMG!! That guy doesn't even know who kelly clarkson is! jeeeze, what a strudel cup."

You -*man cuts you in line to see the latest olsen twins movie, and u mutter under your breath* "Strudel cup."
Strudel Cup by Rowenis July 24, 2006

Strudel Schmidt 

A type of layered pastry which is very risky to eat, it can either be amazing if you are lucky- its with a delicious nutella filling but in most cases its filled with dog shit..
We played truth or dare last night, that Ben dude was dared to try a freshly baked Strudel Schmidt...puked his heart out after that poor bastard.
Strudel Schmidt by OGloc January 29, 2019