Strangle the Dangle

Quite literally, masterbation. Also known as choking the chicken, whackin off, firing off knuckle children, etc.

Brb, I'm gonna go strangle the dangle.

by DaBigs11 July 8, 2009

Straggle Whore

A girl that wears too much make-up, hangs out with a group of girls that strive for men. These girls would do anything to attract attention, by all means by wearing shorts that go a few inches down, no bra, a wet t-shirt. They talk like they are from Jersey shore, and stalk men's facebooks.

*Walks up men*

"May I have all of your numbers?"

"No, you straggle whore."

by Scelus May 9, 2014

strangle your cat

the act of strangling and killing some good pussy (not literally)

“Hey girl, let me strangle your cat

by apricotes February 20, 2018

straggler

a woman who remains at a bar at night long after the more attractive women have been taken home by men. As can be expected, she is not very good looking and is considered to be a last resort for a late-night hookup.

It's 3:00 a.m., lets head over to Davy Byrnes and see if there are any stragglers roaming about.

by Drew Slew April 29, 2008

stringlet

A female singlet featuring thin shoulder straps, resembling a string type material.
Often worn as a popular fashion item, or a casual comfortable top for around home.

Bloke: Gee I love it when me woman wears her stringlet around home, gives me a tip top view of her titties!

by HeavyChestedGirlfriend September 12, 2019

Taint Strangle

An ultimate fighting submission move that is highly effective where you press your thumb as hard as possible into the opponents taint until they submit. Best to use when in a tie up position of some kind.

I lost because he taint strangled me. There was nothing I could do, I want to have children some day.

by Brandon T. P. October 1, 2008

stingley

Tactile senstation caused by something that stings while feeling tingly as well.

Getting spanked with a brush stung, but getting caressed with the bristles afterwards felt stingley.

by Kahoki June 21, 2007