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Straussed

When a barely legal person of the male persuasion tries to pick up chicks using information from the PUA bible "The Game" by Neil Strauss. Tactics include going up to random women on the street and asking them bizarre questions to try to start a conversation. Proponents of Straussing fail to realize that book came out before they hit puberty and is no longer original.
18 year old boy (usually wearing a hat): "Hey can I ask you a question? Do you think music was better in the 90s or the 2000s?"

Me: "Am I getting Straussed?"
by baloola June 19, 2014
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The Angry Strauss

When a guy sticks their violin bow in their partner's ass and cums in their mouth.
"Dude, why does your violin bow smell like shit?" "Cause I gave my girl the Angry Strauss last night."
by I'll Be Bach August 30, 2009
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Mia Strauss

A racist, toxic and fake bitch who has no friends because she is pathetic trash!
Conor: "Uh Mia Strauss is coming"
Isabella: "uh she's so racist"
by Red_Velvet2022 September 11, 2020
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Status Symbol Land

A mildly mocking synonym for the United States. It originated in the song “Another Pleasant Valley Sunday” written, in 1967, by American song writing duo Gerry Goffin and Carole King. The song, recorded by American group the Monkees, highlights an obsession that Goffin and King thought was common to many Americans namely to increase their status. To have a bigger house, a better car, more televisions, more of everything than anyone else to show how “important” they are. They don’t actually need all this stuff, they just want them as status symbols.

Now before anyone gets pissed off and rejects this definition, think about it; the phenomenon may be more widespread and common than people think, why do so many people try to get a definition on Urban Dictionary? Is it to include a new definition, or a variant of an existing definition to increase the useful content of Urban Dictionary, or is it to give them something to boast about to their friends, a status symbol?

Incidentally, if you think Goffin and King were being too general about Americans and status symbols consider the group that recorded the song, the Monkees. They were manufactured by the American music industry in an attempt to rival the Beatles, so were the Monkees musicians or an attempt at a status symbol?
Another Pleasant Valley Sunday, here in status symbol land.
With thanks to Gerry Goffin and Carole King.
by AKACroatalin November 22, 2015
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Strauss Khan

The combined sexual act of blowjob, followed by anal sex, followed by another blowjob. Preferable if done violently and forcibly.
I don't expect to hear from that girl again, I Strauss Khaned her on our first date.
by JC Duss July 4, 2011
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Straussing

The act of dating someone who is much younger, usually the person is under the age of 18.
"dude, Kevin is dating a 16 year old! He's 20!! He's totally straussing!!!
by Advil750 May 11, 2011
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Strauss-Kahn

The underhanded, low-down understanding a Whore has that a Man is vulnerable to any sort of attack when he is in the Shower or just getting out of the Shower.
"I can't believe the bitch Strauss-Kahned me, running off with my wallet and credit cards as I got into the shower!"
by Kingpin3 August 26, 2011
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