The straight face test is a human bullshit detector. If a lie is so bogus, that it can not be uttered with a straight face, it does not pass the straight face test.
Tim: Did your wife buy that bullshit about how you buying a Harley, because they get good gas mileage for your work commute?
Sully: No dude, she saw right through it; It didn’t pass her straight face test.
Sully: No dude, she saw right through it; It didn’t pass her straight face test.
by P-Biddy July 11, 2018
Get the straight face testmug. A guy that pretends to be straight but is actually gay, and continues to pretend he's not when he clearly is. Basically a way to describe metrosexual men, who care too much about their looks and wear tight jeans that squeeze their shrivelled up nuts. An all time great way to stop a guy like that with just one line, use it carefully, it will create major tension and a room full of silence!
Shut up about your hair straightener, you straight faced faggot!
Do they make those for men or for straight faced faggots?
Just come out of the closet and admit it, you straight faced faggot!
As if you wanna discuss how you only wash your hair once a week, are you a straight faced faggot or what?
Do they make those for men or for straight faced faggots?
Just come out of the closet and admit it, you straight faced faggot!
As if you wanna discuss how you only wash your hair once a week, are you a straight faced faggot or what?
by niggawhat! May 2, 2010
Get the straight faced faggotmug. They were the ones on that cooking and lifestyle show that came on the news every morning. I always wondered if they were really as serious as they looked and sounded on TV all the time, even when no cameras were pointed at them, or whether they turned into gangsters or vampires at night when there were no cameras looking. You could tell by the way they looked and sounded that they wanted people to take them seriously.
The straight face gang is going to teach people how to live the good life today, and they know everything there is to know about what food goes with what lifestyle.
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
Get the Straight face gangmug. Him: Do you wanna use the BDSM kit and the dildo tonight?
Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!
Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!
by Weeabob November 28, 2016
Get the straight-faced pervertmug. What you jokingly say to someone as you're turning off da Iowa interstate to show him da famous sunshine-yellow water-tower wif da smileyfaces painted on it.
Tour bus driver, smilingly speaking to his passengers over the PA system as he's pulling off I-80 at Exit 76: Okay, Folks --- here we are at "the happiest town on Earth" --- Adair you to keep a straight face when you see their water-tower!
by QuacksO June 13, 2019
Get the Adair you to keep a straight facemug. by Kildonon February 19, 2018
Get the straight to facemug.