Stoners Tan

A stoner who falls asleep (due to inhaling mass amounts of the chemical substance "THC") in the sun, sometimes obtains a sun burn. This burn is called a Stoners Tan. Stoners Tan's are easily identifiable by the uneveness of the tan, often only covering one side of the stoners face.

Haha~ Tyler's a fucking idiot getting stoned and passing out in his backyard. He's reppin' the stoner tan to the fullest!

by pud monkey May 29, 2005

Stonefish

In other words. A fat bitch who works at Oxford Middle School known as Ms. Erker. She is a stonefish because she does stonefish sex.

"Ewwwww. Ms. Erker is a fucking Stonefish."

by RealYatler2 April 28, 2020

stoners bench

Any sort of apparatus such as a bleecher, park bench, picnic table, and similar structures where high schoolers go to get get stoned in groups. Most commonly used stoners benches are hidden away from plain sight (like in a bush, behind a shed etc.) It is also a guarantee that all of them are covered in creative colourful graffiti as a mark left by other stoners. A sanctuary to escape the bullshit of everyday life, just make sure school security or cops aren't around to bust your ass

Stoner1: Hey man, I got some green but no where to smoke it safe.
Stoner2: Man there's the stoners bench behind the bushes at the end of the football field, no one ever sees us there.

by kushsauce March 5, 2015

Stoners takeout

When you take a downstem full of weed stick it up a girls vagina, light it, then take it out and suck the smoke out of her pussy while eating her out

Yo dude I got some amazing Stoners takeout last night! Got high while eating pussy!

by Mschoksondik December 8, 2015

stonerism

n. a word created by a person or persons under the influence of marijuana.

him: And then ozone was all, y'know--
her: He was all what *SNARK*
him: --he was all, y'know, sixbibblin' on his shirt--
her: sixbibble, what the hell does that mean?
him: it's a stonerism, jb made it up.
her: who's jb?
him: the dude who made up sixbibble, duh.

by f. chong rutherford March 12, 2004

Stoners

People who smoke alot of weed. Often this is characterized by having Liu Kang, or "Jesus" hair. Stoners pwn you, in the face, yeaaaaaaah. Stoners love music more than normal people. And brownies. Or peanuts.

tyler and damien are crazy stoners.

by Damien Bolding May 11, 2006

Stoners Graceland

Another name for Wendy's. The late hours, stoner-friendly food, and 99¢ value menu are the main reasons for this nickname.

Dave Thomas is to stoners how Elvis is to your grandma.

Wendy's employee: "How may I help you tonight, sir?"
Johnny Potsmoker: "Just give me the 420 meal. You know the drill."

by Nick D October 29, 2003