turtle sniffing cotton

When you unsuccessfully attempt to hold in a turd and the end pokes out into your underwear, generally resulting in a skid mark.

Man, I need to find a bathroom bad. I've got a turtle sniffing cotton.

by Beamer from Hell October 24, 2008

holiday stuffing

Having sex before, during, and after the holidays.

Me and your daughter will be holiday stuffing this Christmas.

by !((*1998!((* December 13, 2016

book sniffing

1. Breathing in the sent of a book; often done in secret.
2. How book nerds get high.

Gerald likes book sniffing at lunchtime. It makes Gerald happy!

by CakeforFlowers March 9, 2017

it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic

Actually means: actions taken solely for the feeling (or the appearance) of doing something about an unavoidable situation; actions that not only accomplish nothing but *blatantly* accomplish nothing.

"Oh, look, now GM is trying to fire Wagoner. It's like shuffling deck chairs on the Titanic."

by Arkaaito December 9, 2008

The Spiffing Brit

The most British channel on YouTube. 100% Yorkshire Tea certified. Also the CEO of SpiffCo, which has conquered many lands. There is no exploit he cannot find.

One day the Spiffing Brit is going to find the exploit to real life.

by Doctor J October 13, 2020

Lindsey Stirling

Undeniably the most beautiful and most talented violinist on the face of the planet. It's clear that she is enjoying life to its fullest extent. She produces the most incredible music videos on YouTube; in the most popular video she artfully combines dubstep with her signature hip-hop violin music which she enthusiastically plays inside a giant ice castle. For obvious reasons, she made it into the final auditions of the 2010 America's Got Talent. It's actually fortunate that she didn't win, for Hollywood would have likely destroyed Lindsey's beauty and originality.

YouTube "Dubstep Violin - Lindsey Stirling - Crystallize"

by Jesse_V October 2, 2012

Belly Stuffing

A subcategory of feederism where one obtains sexual gratification either from feeding a partner or from being fed, usually past their limits. Someone into belly stuffing will most likely find round, stuffed bellies or the state of being full or overly full attractive.

Other related kinks may include moaning, forcefeeding, aftercare, exhibitionism, submissive/dominant, etc.

"I'm into belly stuffing so I guess you could say I like my men well fed!"

by AUsernameNoOneElseIsUsing May 4, 2019