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The agreement, usually nonverbal and not always legally formalized, that occurs between husband and wife shortly after (before?) marriage. It lays out his limitations. Following are some standard clauses (No, not Nicholas or Martha):
1. Football Limitation: 1 day per week
2. Guys Night Out Limitation: 1 night per month
3. Trash Detail Limitation: NONE. Husbands are always on trash detail
4. Bikini Ogling Limitation: NEVER unless it’s the wife in the bikini - Or you’re certain she’ll never find out
5. Alcohol Intake Limitation:
a. 1 glass wine daily with dinner
b. 1 six-pack beer for Monday Night Football
c. Exception: 2 six-pack beer for Monday Night Football if you
have a buddy over or the wife is feeling generous.
d. 2 large glasses expensive champagne – 1 time/year on anniversaries
The agreement, usually nonverbal and not always legally formalized, that occurs between husband and wife shortly after (before?) marriage. It lays out his limitations. Following are some standard clauses (No, not Nicholas or Martha):
1. Football Limitation: 1 day per week
2. Guys Night Out Limitation: 1 night per month
3. Trash Detail Limitation: NONE. Husbands are always on trash detail
4. Bikini Ogling Limitation: NEVER unless it’s the wife in the bikini - Or you’re certain she’ll never find out
5. Alcohol Intake Limitation:
a. 1 glass wine daily with dinner
b. 1 six-pack beer for Monday Night Football
c. Exception: 2 six-pack beer for Monday Night Football if you
have a buddy over or the wife is feeling generous.
d. 2 large glasses expensive champagne – 1 time/year on anniversaries
According to the Statute of Limitations you can't go to the bar tonight with Fred. It's my dinner night!
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Exception is taken to this rule if the person's wall which is posted on is either asleep, intoxicated, or open to hacks.
Exception is taken to this rule if the person's wall which is posted on is either asleep, intoxicated, or open to hacks.
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I found your old new balance sneakers in the back of my closet. Will you please take them with you when you leave?
Those aren't mine.
Yes they are.
No, your statute of haditations expired on those. They're your problem now.
Those aren't mine.
Yes they are.
No, your statute of haditations expired on those. They're your problem now.
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A neologism as a result of a common error when translating from Hungarian to English, creating a quasi-literal translation of the Hungarian word "statuál" (from the Latin "statuere" or "statutum", meaning 'to set up, to raise, to order, to judge').
Commonly used in the phrase "to statuate an example" ("példát statuál", meaning "make an example of").
A neologism as a result of a common error when translating from Hungarian to English, creating a quasi-literal translation of the Hungarian word "statuál" (from the Latin "statuere" or "statutum", meaning 'to set up, to raise, to order, to judge').
Commonly used in the phrase "to statuate an example" ("példát statuál", meaning "make an example of").
"Was he late again?"
"Yes. I think it's time we statuated some new rules."
"Why did you include this?"
"To statuate an example. If people can add stupid shit like "himbo" to the dictionary, without ever bothering to look up that there was a proper term for a male bimbo, then so can I!"
"Yes. I think it's time we statuated some new rules."
"Why did you include this?"
"To statuate an example. If people can add stupid shit like "himbo" to the dictionary, without ever bothering to look up that there was a proper term for a male bimbo, then so can I!"
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