squelm

Squelm is the feeling you get before you are about to jizz during masturbation.

It is really annoying when you have to stop jacking off when you are in squelm.

My phone rang when I was in squelm and I had blue balls all day.

by sandcastle February 14, 2009

Squilpie

Similar to or related to a wedgie but involving the anterior aspect of the underpants. A swift upward tugging motion of the frontal drawers. Typically evolves into an exaggerated amount of pain to the phallus, yam bag, or fur-burger depending on the gender in which the act is performed.

Hector: Dude my fucking pee-hole hurts!

Mario: What the fuck dude... did you bang some nappy dugout or what?

Hector: No dude, my fuckin homie gave me a savage squilpie last night. Luckily it missed my yarbles!

by Saddlebaggies August 1, 2010

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by @niki.lodeon January 2, 2021

squelch

the particular sound that an aroused vagina makes when being penetrated.

that was some serious squelch action lads.

by dirty kav April 24, 2005

squelching

the sloppy sounds of sex when one has a really wet vagina to fuck.

"Leah, what were you doing last night? I swear I heard squelching"

"No, I swear we were just talking and making out"

"Damn girl, i had to pee on the porch"

by Ali THE COOLEST May 31, 2005

squelch

To put down or silence; To suppress or inhibit

I have finally squelched that hideous rumor.

by Gina November 10, 2003

squelchy

To fuck, bop, screw, bang, etc. but it is more-often-than-not used as a noun.

Never do the squelchy with a man in socks.

by itgirlragdoll October 24, 2005