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squashed beef

To get rid of any past beef or drama that went down between two people and to get onto good terms with, typically used between an ex-SO
I saw my ex last night and we squashed beef so we are cool now.
by Qweens4life May 30, 2018
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blown raspberry/squashed raspberry

When a girl is on her period and not wearing a pad or tampon the blood stains all over her clothes
by Kandygirl342 June 1, 2012
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squashed strawberry alley cat

"Can I get you a drink?" "I'll have a squashed strawberry alleycat." "I'm not sure what that is" 'It's simple, it's 12 fresh strawberries sliced, 3 ounces of dark rum, a splash of creme de..."
a squashed strawberry alley cat is 12 large strawberries, chopped. 3 ounces dark rum, a splash of creme de menthe. 1 ounce of suger. a thimble of grape pucker. a soupcon of cinammon. a touch of rupleminze. a klaxon of pineapple sauce. a grimace of red wine. Garnish with a muskmelon wedge, a hyacynthe petal, a childs laughter, and a tampon.
by butterballs January 21, 2009
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squashhead

a person of the mental handicaped discription who requirs the use of a helmet
stop being a fuckin squashhead!!!
by samtheman4808 April 30, 2008
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squareheaded

What most square headed people don't even know they are. A square headed person has an angular jawline the same width as their foreheads. The vast majority of society considers squareheadeness as ugly and unattractive, (especially for women)-which really makes no sense at all b/c some of the most beautiful and most lusted after females in the world have SQUARE HEADS. The fact that most people don't realize this baffles me to no end......
Adriana Lima, Jessica Simpson, Jenna Fisher, Rocsi Diaz, Doutzen Kroes, Marissa Miller, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Heidi Klum, Miranda Kerr, Lea Michelle, Layla Kayleigh, Natalie Portman, Freida Pinto, Ximena Navarrete, Angelina Jolie, Keira Knightley, Olivia Wilde, Eva Mendes, Mila Kunis....the list goes on and on. And all of these gorgeous women are squareheaded. Don't believe me? Google them.
by whydontpeopleseethis? July 17, 2011
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Squashed Nigga

When people are giving you a hard time and you can't express yourself.
by Shwayne July 28, 2011
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Squashed Fruit Salad

A squashed fruit salad is created by tucking your cock and balls between your legs and pressing your butt and junk against a window/glass door.
Dude, did he just moon you?

Worse! He gave me a squashed fruit salad.

Gross!
by Kibosh January 8, 2008
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