While walking down the street on a sunny day I felt a drop hit my head. I looked up at the tree and there was a squirrel shaking the last few drops of urine from its "squenis".
A religion that is based that on sheen from the hit shows Jimmy neutron and planet sheen. Instead of the bible or Quran worshipers of sheen follow the vible
A penis that is rather square in shape, or as wide as it is long.
This came from an online discussion where someone claimed their penis was short, but almost as wide in diameter, leading to questions of "you have a square penis?" before someone remarked "A Squenis?!" The word stuck from that point.
A belief in a divine warlock that can shapeshift into an F-18 Jet, due to mass consumption of tiger blood. Members of the faith are referred to as "Winners" while all nonbelievers are known as "trolls".
Dude, ever since I joined Sheenism I've been seeing Double Rainbows. I'm fuckin winning.