Spuj

A colloquial word for semen, of Scottish origin. Popular in the highlands in the 1970's, this word almost fizzled out but has made a recent comeback to the mainstream after one lone middle-aged man began reliving his youth, telling tales in London pubs of spujy experiences in days gone by. It's addictive nature means it has been adopted as a common word.

'I'm gonna spuj an yer mutters titties' meaning 'I may just deposit semen on your mothers breasts'.

or

Did you see her? She's utterly spuj-worthy!

by Spujtastic October 12, 2010

Drippy Spunjj

Slang for a moist vagina. Common amongst teenagers and lesbians.

Bit of manga gets my spunjj nice and drippy!

by Tom May 2, 2003

spunjbahb skwarepahntz

The most evil yellow block in existance. Last known location was in a pineapple. May cause blindness.

DONT LOOK, ITS SPUNJBAHB SKWAREPAHNTZ!!!

by Mackmrorange2 May 26, 2009

spunjing

to make something or someone wet, orally

i was spunjing amie last night

by kirstymetcalfe August 24, 2009

Spuuch

One who exhibits extreme douchebaggery in every situation they find themselves in.

I.e: Someone who ruins a party for all the guests.

Garrett: did you hear Dylan took a shit in the punch bowl?
Reggie: I spent all day making that punch, what a Spuuch.

by Lonnie Lood May 29, 2018

Baf spuug

when you are rimming the anus and the stump in the anus has become soft and has come into the mouth. When you spit it out you call it "Baf spuug"

I licked his anus and now I have Baf spuug

by Floorijs January 28, 2019

god yzal eht revo spmuj xof nworb kciuq eht

NOTE: not about god or whatever like that

what if the lazy dog jumps over the quick brown fox instead?
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the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog backward

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog while looking in a mirror:

the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog II god yzal eht revo spmuj xof nworb kciuq eht

by Boredom God March 14, 2023