Spooder-Stache

A weak mustache with usually only four to five full grown hairs, popularized by a man named Spooder.

Dude you need to shave your spooder-stache it looks disgusting.

by ElawnMosk November 29, 2019

super spooder succ

A hoover made just for spiders. It doesn't harm them and it can be used as a little house.
This little hoover will come in handy when there's a spider about.

It succs spooders any size but just be wise.

Succ them spooders good

Help there is a spider....

No need to fear super spooder succ is here!

by God of succ April 20, 2018

spooder man

another word for retard, or an absolute dickfaced fucker who thinks they can do anything. typically fat gingers

that kid right there is a real spooder man

by cumface124 February 24, 2020

Spooder

When Spoony and Duder go off and do things.

OMG look at all of that Spooder! I guess Duder and Spoony were here.

by Ingloriousss.B January 7, 2021

spooder woman

She’s a hilarious animation tiktoker

Person 1: hey have you watched spooder womans newest video?
Person 2: haha yeah

by GachatuberOnline June 30, 2021

Spooder

Spooder: A small man that is capable of producing a small “yarn like” cord from their genitals.

“Man look at that spooder! It’s jacking up a storm

by Mr. Inpurtationing March 13, 2019

Spooder

A spooder is a dangerous and/or a beautiful spider

Oh look a Black Widow Spooder !

by Jadh August 16, 2019