Smithy Finisher

A sex act performed on your woman in the 69 position. Using your index and second finger on each hand alternatively like a sewing machine at full throttle. Expect squirting...

After slamming my bird for 3 hours I just flipped her over into the 69 and gave her the smithy finisher ;)

by gman69 January 9, 2015

Spitty Spit

Spitty Spit is the water mouth, or the loose salvia you get when you have drank too much, in too short a period of time.

Yo I kicked those Keystones too quick I got a mad case of the Spitty Spits!

by Roys-First-Boy December 12, 2010

The Smithy

1. To do something you're not supposed to do
2. Is illegal
3. A weak U-Turn
4. Eeeeeeeeeeyeah!

OMG you did THE SMITHY through that double yellow line!

by H8erlines August 3, 2010

spitty slurpy

The act of spitting a very viscous and long loogie that never leaves your mouth. Just before it breaks free, you slurp it back up into your mouth. Your fancy science books cannot explain it. Glory comes to those who can wield the longest loogie.

Dude that was the longest spitty slurpy I've ever seen! Everything science teachers have taught you is a lie!

by Supedave54 May 18, 2006

Smithy

A force that lies within tradesman working under the name smith. Has historical meaning and is also shrouded in secrecy and mysticism. Once a part of the clan the true meaning and what it is to be a smithy are slowly learned, once attained it is highly regarded and the one that possesses it will fight relentlessly to hold the name in high regards. People see a man running scared for his job but in esscence this is a smithy held by greater force propelling him to put his own belief system aside for the regard of the clandestine ways of a true smithy. It's taken close to one hundred years to develop this surname, and a many great men have laid the path for future generations.

"Hey bob I can't break this nut loose" "

" lil johnny how many times to I have to tell you! Put yo mutha fuckin smithy on it!

by Thunder252 June 13, 2018

Smithys Calves

Two very large masses of muscle that cling onto Smithy's legs, although they appear to be part of Smithy, they are in no way a part of him, although they do like being called Smithy's calves. Smithy always denies that 'his' calves are not that big, but it is fairly obvious to everyone else that they are the size of two Sam Dorringtons.

Holy f*ck! It's Smithys Calves

by Shmot dog October 15, 2012

spitty hand

The smell that lingers on the givers hand after a blow job.

RD:"What's that smell?"
BU:"That's my spitty hand"
RD:"Where'd you get that from"
BU:"I was bobbing for applies this morning w/SC"

by Bethy U December 9, 2008