Someone who does very dodgy things, rips you off, acts shonky in general, etc. A consistent shonkster is someone to be avoided, as being in their presence will most likely have bad implications for you.
Can be applied to anyone at all who shonks you over.
Can be applied to anyone at all who shonks you over.
"Hey, I got charged way too much for this by that guy. What a shonkster."
"Hugh is becoming a major shonkster, I'd watch out."
"Hugh is becoming a major shonkster, I'd watch out."
by DavRock June 5, 2009
Get the Shonkster mug.(To spronk) To use facts and logic to totally dominate/outwit/outdo a person in an online or public debate, causing them to delete their posts and possibly their profile out of embarrassment.
(A Spronk) A person who both has good knowledge in a range of subjects and excels at debate. The kind of person that has you leaving popcorn-eating memes in the thread the moment a person challenges them. You love them if they champion your cause and hate them if you inadvertently face off against one.
(To get spronked) To stick your toe into a debate and realise very quickly that you are out of your depth when a Spronk disassembles your argument and leaves you with no option but to hurl abuse and then delete your comments when you realise that other people might screenshot that hot mess for later use.
(A Spronk) A person who both has good knowledge in a range of subjects and excels at debate. The kind of person that has you leaving popcorn-eating memes in the thread the moment a person challenges them. You love them if they champion your cause and hate them if you inadvertently face off against one.
(To get spronked) To stick your toe into a debate and realise very quickly that you are out of your depth when a Spronk disassembles your argument and leaves you with no option but to hurl abuse and then delete your comments when you realise that other people might screenshot that hot mess for later use.
"Holy shit! I saw that debate that went down in the comments section of your post! You absolutely spronked them!"
"Uh oh! Looks like a flat-earther bumped into a Spronk, this is not going to be pretty.
"Um... I think you think you know what you are talking about, but I'm pretty sure that if you take that opinion to someone who actually knows what they're talking about, you are going to get spronked hard!"
"Uh oh! Looks like a flat-earther bumped into a Spronk, this is not going to be pretty.
"Um... I think you think you know what you are talking about, but I'm pretty sure that if you take that opinion to someone who actually knows what they're talking about, you are going to get spronked hard!"
by stonksstonks July 6, 2022
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A small town near Eastport and "The Hamptons". Speonk consists of a pizzaria, chinese restaurant, deli, gym, bagel store, bar, seafood store, train station, and an auto shop. A town so small that a rock can be thrown over the whole town. If you live in speonk the most excitement is the train station. Nobody famous is from Speonk.
For fun the locals of Speonk have rock throwing contests to see how far out of town they can throw them.
by SpeonkGirl December 17, 2010
Get the Speonk mug.The act of artfully bedazzling your sphincter. Similar to assjazzling, but with more sparkle.
Ironically popular in San Francisco, where the combination of a mission-style burrito, a fresh sphinkle job and a long walk up a steep hill may result in a dangerous form of internal combustion.
Ironically popular in San Francisco, where the combination of a mission-style burrito, a fresh sphinkle job and a long walk up a steep hill may result in a dangerous form of internal combustion.
Tristan: You seem different today, Jill. you have a certain... sparkle.
Jill: It must be my new sphinkles. It's crazy how gluing plastic bits around your asshole makes you feel so different... inside.
Jill: It must be my new sphinkles. It's crazy how gluing plastic bits around your asshole makes you feel so different... inside.
by Sphinklemonster July 19, 2011
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