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sphincter of fire

The burning sensation you get in your anus the day after eating way too much spicy food.
I jammed an ice cube up my ass trying to extinguish my sphincter of fire.
by Casewhacka July 16, 2004
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sphinctascope

A specialty scope with a long, bendable handle especially designed for the self-examination of one’s rectal aperture.
Lemme tell ya’ all about the incredible feature of the fabulous sphinctascope which sends all images straight to your IPhone; these are seriously the best selfies ever!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 13, 2019
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sphincter grease

sphincter grease /ˈsfɪŋktər - grees (n.):

1. The resulting oily residue as having been rendered from an abnormally abundant and unkempt conglomeration of "swass" (aka. ass sweat).

-This advanced state of natural anal lubricant can typically be found on most hippies, destination vacation attendees, and hobos, and is commonly noted as the 2nd natural state of anal condensation, the first being "swass" and the 3rd being "ass butter." Sublimation is possible in extreme cases, however highly unlikely as sphincter grease plays an integral role in springboarding swass into a semi petrolic, pre-gelatinous state necessary for the achievement of ass butter.
I wouldn't be sliding all over this god damned linoleum car seat if it weren't for all this fucking sphincter grease
by Def Batface April 9, 2009
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sphinctaphone

A telephone designed to be hidden in the anal cavity and dialed using the sphincter muscles, a must-have for the prison environment.
Luckily I will be able to call home whenever I need to, thanks to my sphinctaphone.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2017
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Radar Sphincter

The almost magic-like phenomenon when someone who needs to take a really bad poop gets within 20 feet of a toilet and immediately they have an almost uncontrollable urge to crap.
Dude I was flexing like Mr. Universe on that road trip and when I got into McDonalds my radar sphincter went off and my turds were coming out like people in a burning building.
by T Macalicious November 27, 2010
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Sphinctergeddon

What happens to youre ass the morning after a night of poor dietary choices.
"Don't go in there."
"Why?"
"It's occupied."
"By who?"
"The four horsemen of the Sphinctergeddon."
by Turbobear October 21, 2006
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sphinctoleak

When you can’t keep poop from continuously exiting your asshole and it just keeps leaking out no matter how many times you wipe.
I’m telling you, doc, this sphinctoleak situation is causing me to really lose it!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2021
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