speedbumpitis

An imaginary disease associated with being extremely annoyed or frustrated by speed bumps

Person 1: Ugh, those speed bumps are SO annoying!
Person 2: Looks like someone has a case of speedbumpitis..

by Lily McDonald January 17, 2008

speedbump

Also known as a skidmark but more commonly refered to as a nigger or niglet in the middle of the road.

Oh shit Bill, there's a nigger in the road!
Floor it Earl thats just a speedbump.

by Julia,spanky,meat December 18, 2008

Speedbump

A piercing on the top of a cock.

Arty AKA "The Ironman" got a speedbump for the Ladies.

by "The Ironman" January 6, 2009

Speedbump

When your barber sees a hot chick drive by and cuts a zooming line in your hairline

Can also refer to if your hairline is so bad it looks like if your barber hit a speed bump when cutting your hair

Hey his barber really likes speedbumps.

by THEFATHEROFYOU April 13, 2017

Speedbump

Having sex so fast you almost don't notice it, unless it was an explosive orgasm.

We had a speedbump last night. Right in the hallway! So, fast no one noticed us.

by XRKelly September 4, 2019

speedbumpin

an alcoholic who passes out just about anywhere but mainly outside on the sidewalks/streets and people walk by them without any acknowledgement because they rather not deal with them cause of embarressment, social status, lack of empathy, sympathy or their too busy with their own lives to notice what's going on around them

My cousin speedbumpin it again because of all that money he got on Christmas.

by JJ Der-B December 28, 2020

speedbump tiktok

a content creator who mostly post their art like cartoon providing funny goofs and laughs. although he hasn’t shown his face we can all tell he has long puffy hair which is based on one of his characters. he also hosts a realm on minecraft bedrock which he plays on its mostly taken by a furry and a child.

“have you seen speedbump tiktok’s new tiktok???”

by anon103322 March 19, 2021