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The Smackdown

To lay the smackdown on someone, to annihilate them or to win an argument or fight with ease.
Man 1: 'Dude, this girl Nicola, she came at me all like, "dick, why you been acting so fucked towards me?"'
Man 2: 'Damn, what did you do?'
Man 1: 'I laid The Smackdown on that fuckin' bitch!'
Man 2: 'Word.'
by B to the Rittain August 19, 2006
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shanktown

a town in north london in the borough of enfield, edmonton, seperated between lower (n9) and upper (n18)
edmonton north london is shanktown
by aguywhoknowsstuff November 22, 2011
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Standdown

To hold a competition between another person in a bathroom stall to see who will leave first when needing to drop a deuce.
Tracy sat quietly on the toilet waiting for the mystery person two stalls over to leave before takin a poo. The mystery pooper wouldn't leave. He, too, was waiting for Tracy to leave so HE could start the coal train. 5 minutes passed. All was quiet except for the occasional nose blowing to pass the time. ...enter the standdown...

Would anyone finally give up and leave?
by jdink August 11, 2010
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Spandongle

A juicy mixture of ketamine and speed in line form.
Hello good sir, would you care for a spandongle?
by Lionel Skinnytits February 1, 2019
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Spankmonk

Spankmonk meaning Fat
1) Christian Warner is "Spankmonk"

2) Damn that ass "Spankmonk"
by SlatSlime June 23, 2019
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StandDown

Oh look StandDown
by Sexymario69 October 18, 2021
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Facebook Smackdown

Knockdown-drag-out arguments that occur over someone's status updates. Typically occurs when one "friend" misinterprets or takes another "friend's" status personally and begins a comment war for all to see and enjoy.

Soon to be a Pay-Per-View event!
Jane Doe: "Ha, I'm weird......ummm ok whatever. I'd like to know WHO thinks posting pictures of your kids and your kids with their so called friends is weird?"

Joe Blow: "Me"

Joe Doe: "What I really think is weird is disrespectful people who think they are all that and so good that they can say whatever they want, reply however they want to someone's posting. Someone needs to realize they are not as good as they think and in fact they are the weird one."

And so on.... for like 30 comments.

Joe Blow: "This Facebook Smackdown has been real fun, but I have to go unfriend you now."
by Original Bliss October 17, 2010
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