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No Spacebar

No Spacebar occurs when an individual is extremely intoxicated and begin to slur. Their slurring reaches the point that their words become as one. Is especially annoying with long winded people, not to mention dangerous.
Greg: YouknowmanIloveJesusandrhetoricbutwhatthehellyeahmorebeergetmetwo!

Laila: I think Greg is getting a little drunk.

Dave: Seriously, he has no spacebar!

Aina: zzzzzz
by beers4you March 8, 2010
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broken spacebar

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spaceballs

Mel Brooks' best movie, and one of the funnyest movies ever made, next to Airplane!
by IrishRepublicanArmy October 13, 2003
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hitting the space bar

dude, i was hitting the space bar last night and i got it all over my screen.
by k2aka111 September 22, 2007
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space bar

A place where aliens and astronauts can knock back a few drinks.
Alien: £^%!2zxc£5"%!£&*£35aj%!&£*% ?
Alien2: Yeah, i got time, let's head for the space bar
by Jeff24 April 30, 2005
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spaceballs

Colonel Sandurz: How about you two? Found anything yet?
Black Gaurd: We ain't found shit!


Colonel Sandurz: It's Mega-Maid! She's gone from suck to blow!


Dark Helmet: I bet she gives great helmet.


Ludicrous speed, GO!


Dark Helmet: Out of order? FUCK! Even in the future, nothing works!


President Skroob: Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!


Dark Helmet: So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because "good is dumb."


Dark Helmet: What's the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?


Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Maj. Asshole: I did, sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole, sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that. What's his name?
Col. Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunner's Mate, First Class, Philip Asshole.
Dark Helmet: How many Assholes we got on this ship, any how?
Everyone: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes!


Dark Helmet: You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you handle it.


Dark Helmet: WHAT? You went over my helmet?


Dark Helm.: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
Dark Helm.: What hapened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helm.: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.
Dark Helm.: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helm.: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helm.: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helm.: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helm.: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helm.: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.


Dark Helm.: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
Colonel Sandurz: Yes, sir!
Dark Helm.: Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with you dolls again.
Dark Helm.: Good!


Guard: What the hell are you doing?
Lone Star: The Vulcan neck pinch?


Dark Helm.: Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: Lone Star!"
We will see eachother again in Spaceballs Two: The Search for More Money.
by Zack H. (pro TDer) March 27, 2005
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Spacebang

A spacebang is a battle in space containing many explosions and all-around amazingness. There is absolutely no connection to the beautiful act of making love in space. None.
"Star Wars sure was a sweet spacebang movie!"
by Spacebanger February 10, 2014
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