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Pantheistic Solipsistic Buddhism

Today, a young philosophy major on Magic Mushrooms, realized that all matter in the Universe is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration; that our souls are actually the electronic energy connections within our minds. That we are all one universal consciousness born into separate realities, experiencing itself subjectively. There is NO such thing as space and time or death; life is only an existential dream, and everything that ever thrived in the universe (humans, animals, plants, stars) is the imagination of ourselves.

Pretty much true.
Today, a young philosophy major on Magic Mushrooms, realized that all matter in the Universe is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration; that our souls are actually the electronic energy connections within our minds. That we are all one universal consciousness born into separate realities, experiencing itself subjectively. There is NO such thing as space and time or death; life is only an existential dream, and everything that ever thrived in the universe (humans, animals, plants, stars) is the imagination of ourselves.

Pantheistic Solipsistic Buddhism
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solipsist

(noun)-a person who believes he/she is the center of the universe

See also: cockbunny
My girlfriend is a solipsist.
by The Morning Star December 28, 2005
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solipsist

Someone who only perceives their own feelings, thoughts, and awareness of the world around them. For the solipsist, no other ways of perceptions or thinking is possible in the solipsist's mind, where in this solipsist's mind the notion is closed or terminated that any other mind exists but that of the solipsist and their limited and restricted view of the world.
The solipsistic person believed that her experiences and conclusions are representative of everyone's experiences and conclusions. She tended to see everything she experience in terms of herself and her own needs - personalizing what she saw regardless of the fact that her endless personalization of what she saw didn't make contextual sense.
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solipsissyist

sol·ip·sis·sy·ist   –noun

1. one who practices solipsissyism -- the propensity to preoccupy oneself with, and indulge oneself in, public displays of excessive self-pity and similar emotions in a manner far exceeding the average person's humble efforts to manage the same challenges.

The solipsissyist usually thrives most in front of audiences from dozens to millions, and employs techniques such as self-aggrandizement, passive aggression, and public crying in discussing self-concerned matters only, all in an effort to garner empathy and pity from others, and frequently to channel the audience's emotions toward other more insidious agendas.

Solipsissyists will frequently avoid or pay only passing attention to the concept that others may have the same or greater challenges than they. Doing so would undermine the function that acts of solipsissyism plays in channeling cheaply-won public emotions toward other topics.

Etymology:

sol·ip·sism   –noun
1. Philosophy: the theory that only the self exists, or can be proved to exist.
2. extreme preoccupation with and indulgence of one's feelings, desires, etc.; egoistic self-absorption.

sis·sy   –noun
1. an effeminate boy or man.
2. a timid or cowardly person.
3. a little girl.

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You *might* go blind? -- and you're a successful, middle-aged adult? My 5 year old son IS blind in one eye and going blind in the other, and I don't know yet if it can be effectively treated, and what the underlying problem is (which could be worse). And where's MY multi-million dollar bank account and personal support group of millions of unquestioning sheep? Yet you sit there in front of a national audience and cry about your problems as if none of the rest of us aren't already facing something like that (or worse) every day? What a FUCKING solipsissyist!!!

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by RedSweaterGirl July 20, 2010
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solipsist

a person who straddles two lanes while driving or two spaces while parking his / her car; also, a person who uses the last of the toilet paper and doesn't replace it with a new roll
What kind of solipsist parks his car perpendicular to the lines, taking up three spaces?
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solipsistic shit

The solipsistic shit (or solipshit) is the shit you know you've taken, but when you check the bowl, there's nothing in there. This actually has a logical explanation. 9 times out of 10 when this occurs, the shit you took was so powerful and so heavy, that you basically dropped an anchor in the bitch, and the shit sunk to the bottom of the toilet half way down the drain and you just didn't see it.
Person 1: Man, I just this massive shit and I know I did, but there was nothing in the toilet when I looked.
Person 2: Looks like you've experienced the solipsistic shit.
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solipsistic claptrap

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(could also be solipsistic cRaptrap)
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