Social Injustice Warrior

The kind of person who screams meaningless buzzwords like "SJW" or "snowflake" because they lack the skills to form an independent opinion of their own. Basically, these people are scumbags who will fight any attempts to make society a more just place. Hell, they outright admit it by using SJW as an insult.

Jack: "Can you believe these snowflakes that want to tell me I can't say n***er?"

Stacy: "I mean, that's pretty much the absolute worst word you can say. Have a little respect for other people, it won't kill you..."

Jack: "ZOMG YOU SJW BETA MALE SNOWFLAKE CUCK POO-POO FACE I'M FIVE YEARS OLD INSIDE, SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME, MY MIND IS A TORTUROUS PRISON I CANNOT ESCAPE!!!!"

Stacy: "'Beta male'? I'm a chick. You have some serious insecurities, dude. And did you piss your pants? Typical Social Injustice Warrior..."

by Cosmicdustjunkie June 8, 2017

social distance warrior

A social distance warrior is someone who shames another person for going outside during the COVID-19 pandemic

Look at the social distance warrior, shaming people for exercising outside.

by cup_of_STFU March 31, 2020

Social Justice Warrior

Or SJW. A term that bigots use to insult people who don't like their bigotry - someone who fights against discrimination and hatred, annoying people who like to discriminate and to hate. Hard to believe that basically calling somebody as righteous as Martin Luther King Jr. is now an insult, but the Internet is a sad, sad place.

It's always hilarious to hear SJW used as an insult. "Social justice warrior" is the basic plot of most '80s action shows and cartoons. Arriving in places and fighting against discrimination? The A-Team were social justice warriors. It's practically a synonym for Knight Rider. Insulting someone for respecting other people is like insulting them for masturbating -- the fact you don't do it has way more to do with why you're so upset all the time. (Luke McKinney, Cracked.com)

by igm30001 September 30, 2014

Social Justice Warrior

A perosn who is so fucking retated that they cant make 2 points without contradicting themselves

Yeahh, I am a social justice warrior who thinks that all men should die, all women should be lesbian, and i sooo love zodiac signs

by 634gdr December 21, 2022

social justice warrior

Someone who believes that women, blacks, muslims, and the LGBTQ community are oppressed and have less rights than white men. A social justice warrior is unfamiliar with the concept of linear time, unable to understand that everyone has had the same rights as white men for generations. A social justice warrior wishes they could have participated in prostests in a time when certain groups actually had less rights than others, so they make up non-existent problems to fight for so that they can feel as if they are doing good for the world.

liberal arts student: did you see those xenophobic police officers shoot and kill that man just because he was muslim?
me: actually, they shot him because he killed 9 people with a machete.
liberal arts student: NO THEY SHOT HIM BECAUSE THEY ARE RACIST WHITE COPS #$% *unintelligible*
me: *sighs* stop being such a social justice warrior.

by mrmandalay January 2, 2017

Schrödinger’s Social Justice Warrior

A person that is frequently told jokes and then decides if they are offensive depending on how much they like the person that said it

Boy 1: women belong in the kitchen lol

Schrödinger’s Social Justice Warrior: omg that’s so funny haha
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Boy 2: women belong in the kitchen lol

Schrödinger’s Social Justice Warrior: that’s so sexist, Ryan

by Louise Paige March 23, 2020

Social Jizztace Warrior

An SJW who wishes to minimize their resource usage by choosing not to jizz into a napkin, but rather recycle the material by jizzing into a compost pile.

Ooooh oooooh ooooooooooooooooh, oh yeah I'm cumming into this compost pile, oh oh oh I'm such a good Social Jizztace Warrior.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo June 12, 2019