e-sturbate

getting ones self off while watching a male pornstar sevice himself over the internet.

oh dude i had a phat e-sturbate last night. fuck yeah.

by bradingna July 28, 2006

Staturbater

Someone who is sexually aroused by a video Game

Bily is a true staturbater

by staturbater May 31, 2016

Sturbate

Masturbation when it is performed by a person who has no Ma.

Ma died of heart disease last night. Guess I'll just have to sturbate from now on.

by Feline_Loam_Turnip October 27, 2020

sturbate

When someone who doesn't have a Ma (mom) masturbates

My mom died last night. Guess I'll just have to sturbate from now on.

by Feline_Loam_Turnip October 27, 2020

sturbate

When someone who has no ma (mom) masturbates.

My mom died last night. I guess I'll just have to sturbate from here on.

by Feline_Loam_Turnip October 27, 2020

Sourbate

When you take a bite of something sour (lemon, sour candy, sour powder, etc...) as you begin to orgasm.

Did you buy that bag of Jolly Rancher Sour Surge so you can sourbate tonight

by Babushka's Bones January 7, 2021

Shiturbate

Beating your meat and taking a crap at the same time. The most efficient thing to do after a long day.

Bro I was so tired after practice, I Shiturbated before I took a nap.

by fat stinker May 3, 2022