shaken quake

To masturbate, by not actually consciously or physically moving your hand. To be done preferably during an earthquake. It can also be known as the quake hand.

(Though this may be a rare occurrence in some parts of the world, it is the rarity that makes the situation even more romantic when the time eventually comes (pun).

Follow these steps to success:

Step 1 - Hold or press genitalia tightly in hand (Not too tight).

Step 2 - Wait for earthquake (bring on the wait).

Step 3 - Let the quake do the shake.

Example:

John: Whoa dude, are you doing the shaken quake?

Bill: No, I have Parkinson.

by jaughter June 27, 2010

Soaked-through

to get a girl so horny she's visibly wet from outside her pants.

Jack: Yeah, Me and Lorie were foolin' around last night.
Johnny: You get any?
Jack: Nah, it was just some on top of the clothes stuff, but she be soaked-through.

by TheGreenTosser December 16, 2008

Soaking

Like "planking" only your dick is inside of a Mormon.

Convince your Mormon GF that you are not "soaking" properly and need to continue to adjust the angle.

by Jackie O face July 14, 2011

cork soaker

Comedic replacement word for "cocksucker". Even though SNL used the word in one of their sketches, they are not the originator. This word goes back to at least 1970, if not before, by the late, great, comic Redd Foxx on his old "dirty" record albums, way before the Sanford and Son TV show. I used to have the LP with this on it, don't remember the name of the album.

Redd Foxx audio comedy bit where he talks about people who soak corks for wine bottles whom he calls "cork soakers" as well as people who make frocks for expectant mothers, whom he calls "mother frockers". Foxx then talks about a convention which happens to host both groups, and states "I have never seen so many drunken mother frockers or cork soakers in my life".

by dannykewl December 7, 2012

shakendra

She is always there for you every step of the way. She is the kind of girl who if your feeling blue she does something about it she always makes you feel good. She is tall and you could never forget her after you know her once you know her and she is so beautiful

I was feeling bad last night

If I could get you a Shakendra you would feel all better

by Shakendra March 16, 2017

SnakeNut

A man who can not finish streaks or bets
Otherwise known as Mr. Nut

Did hear about Mr. Nut getting slapped because he didn’t finish the bet
Do you mean SnakeNut?

by Zacs1011 November 7, 2019

cork soaker

It is a variation of Cock Sucker. Based again on an SNL/Tina Fey skit, much like the Colonel Angus skit. Better said with an italian or spanish accent.

I'a like bein'a cork soaker. I'a been soakin da corks aaalllll my life. I soaka da bigga fat ones and'a da loooong skeeeeney ones!

by JHo May 13, 2005