Floppy Snootch

fLop-E-Sne-ooch(NOUN)

A large vagina, loose lips, huge piss flaps, pouty pucker, loose meat sandwich, snappy-nappy dug out.
"Girl.... you gots a floppy snootch!"
by David Billard January 15, 2004
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Snootch Weiner

When a woman is wearing bathing suit aparati bikini and her crotch looks as if there is a small infant boys weiner in her crotchular area. This can also be called a "vaginis".
Oh my God, did you see her snootch weiner?
by Butthole Donuts January 16, 2008
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Snootch fart

The steaming smelly queef that percusses out of a used up snootchas it’s being pushed into by a man of low self esteem, or can be used as an insult to convey the above about a person.
When I walked into John’s room that he shared with his wife, it smelled of snootch farts and disappointment.
by pachuco553 July 27, 2018
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bumper snootch

a woman that eats crap loads of mexican food, including tacos
man look at that daaaaaaaamn bumper snootch
by irsishunicorns December 12, 2010
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snootch to the nootch

Word to your mom and your sister. A wonderful way to say what up dog? My friend Andrew; We call him Snootch!!!
Sup Snootch? Snootch to your mom! Don Wan De La Nootch!
by Jeremiah M Duke March 3, 2005
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Snootching

This is the equivalent of "teabagging", except this is when a female does it to a male. She can also obviously do it to a female, if that's how she rolls.
Monica proceeded to sit on my face; when contact happened, I knew I had just been snootched.

Monica had just mastered the art of snootching.
by MDB311 July 18, 2009
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Snootch

The area between a penis and a ballsack
Snootch me baby. Meaning please tickle the area between my penis and ball sack. Also popular with the snootching crowd is purchasing a pair of 3/4 pants with a double stitched felt hole for easy Snootch access.
by Ben Summerfield December 20, 2023
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