Just like the mythical creature of old, said to roam the deep forested areas of the North American continent, the snatchsquatch is rarely, if ever seen. The snatchsquatch is the title given to a wife's snizpod by the sorry sap that married her.
Single dude: Hey bro, how was your weekend?
Married dude: Not bad. Wasted a lot of it looking for the snatchsquatch. Didn't find shit!
Single dude: Dude, you need to get laid more than those nature nerds do!
Married dude: Not bad. Wasted a lot of it looking for the snatchsquatch. Didn't find shit!
Single dude: Dude, you need to get laid more than those nature nerds do!
by Marty33 January 12, 2013
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insult/adjective: C'mon, stop being such a snatcholopolis
insult/adjective: C'mon, stop being such a snatcholopolis
by John Lopez April 19, 2005
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A completely unkempt, completely furry, bush of a vagina. So furry, that It could easily be mistaken for a wild beast!
by CrazzyPayne04 March 28, 2016
Get the snatchsquach mug.SnatchSqauch; A uncommonly large predatory female usually accompanied by one or more mid range attractive women which deceptively appear to be more attractive when seen next to the Snatchsqauch, typically they are over grown with Hair and so masculine they are often mistaken for male's. Anyone caught by a snatchsqautch never comes out the same, physical & mental trauma always insues! One can surely identify the the Snatchsqauch by the overwhelming Muskee Oder emulating from the their snatch, from this their name is derived.
Weeping Victim: Fuck You Guys! Thanks for letting that Snatchsqauch get her paws on me last night, I, I, Don't Look at Me Stop! 😭😭😭
by Vendetta Fist July 11, 2017
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An extinct large reptile that once room the Earth during the Jurassic Period. They are thought to be the pussiest of all dinosaurs and were normally dominated by the Kockasaurus Rex.
It is known to have a long nagging mouth that would never shut up till the K-Rex came along and told the cunt to shut the fuck up and fix him his dinner. The Snatchosaurus is known for having a large gaping vagina that was constantly ripped to shreds by all of the dinosaurs, even the Chodedactyle.
They are also known to gather around the nest and watch the young, usually forming together to talk of nonsense till a nearby Trianaltops overhears and comes to give the whores a ass full of shut your fucking mouth and then put them back to work.
But there is one time of the month when they make even the great K-Rex himself hide away. Known to be the most fiercest of dinosaurs during this short period of time till it wears off only to reoccur till they finally fucking die.
An extinct large reptile that once room the Earth during the Jurassic Period. They are thought to be the pussiest of all dinosaurs and were normally dominated by the Kockasaurus Rex.
It is known to have a long nagging mouth that would never shut up till the K-Rex came along and told the cunt to shut the fuck up and fix him his dinner. The Snatchosaurus is known for having a large gaping vagina that was constantly ripped to shreds by all of the dinosaurs, even the Chodedactyle.
They are also known to gather around the nest and watch the young, usually forming together to talk of nonsense till a nearby Trianaltops overhears and comes to give the whores a ass full of shut your fucking mouth and then put them back to work.
But there is one time of the month when they make even the great K-Rex himself hide away. Known to be the most fiercest of dinosaurs during this short period of time till it wears off only to reoccur till they finally fucking die.
Dinosaur 1: What u do last night?
Dinosaur 2: I ran into a couple of fucking Snatchosauruses and told them to get back to the fucking kitchen and fix me up a nice tub of fried chicken and Koolaid.
Dinosaur 1: Damn Straight.
Dinosaur 2: I ran into a couple of fucking Snatchosauruses and told them to get back to the fucking kitchen and fix me up a nice tub of fried chicken and Koolaid.
Dinosaur 1: Damn Straight.
by Obama Mogdan February 2, 2009
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