Smudgin

Used as a joke or act of revenge. Smudgin is the act of wiping your dirty, bare ass on an object such as the armrest of your roomie's favorite chair, someone's car door handle, a toothbrush. Pretty much any object that would not normally have object to rectum contact. Smudgin is akin to the Texas Doily

Roger had enough of his roomie stealing his spare change for the laundry so he got his revenge by Smudgin the arm rests of his mate's recliner.

by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015

Smugging

the abbreviation for 'smuggling watermelons', a dance created in spring 2010 by 2B but performed by knott as a whole. the dance corresponds with song progressions in datsik's magnum opus 'havoc'. the dance was so named due to similarities to smuggling watermelons from a grocery store. every sunday after mass, knott men converge in the second floor lounge to smug. it is an expression of brotherhood and true jugg life

guy 1: did you smug last night?
guy 2: yeah dude i love smugging

by flamshiz November 6, 2011

snudging

To aggressively sniff a ladies seat, once vacated. To bury ones face in the watermark of bottom scent.

"My Bucket List #1? - Snudging the Queens of England's throne."

by OtisDay December 4, 2014

sudging

A term used for silently judging a person from afar. Combination of the words "silent" and "judging". Other variants include Sudge and Sudged.

"See that look Vicky is giving you? She is sudging you so hard right now."
"I wish Josue wouldn't sudge me so much. It makes me self conscious about my decisions in life."

by MagusFey February 20, 2018

smugging

A sexual act performed by one male to another involving their hands

They were caught in the court yard... smugging.

by Smuggee January 14, 2003

smadging

The process of making up definitions to words in order to freak out the undiscerning internet user.

Vic: Snorgling means WHAT?!?
Loki: Don't worry, man, pontifex is just smadging with you.

by fuzzybabybunny January 14, 2009

Sludging

The oh-so-lovely process that sometimes occurs in females about 2 weeks after their periods, in which left overs from the previous period leak out. A sludgy, dark-brown discharge leaks from the vagina and frequently stains underwear; making them look suspiciously shit-stained. Though the flow is not as heavy as a regular period, it is still damn annoying.

I had to go out and buy new underwear because they were stained from all the sludging yesterday.

by kulamur June 4, 2010