Smuckernut Crunch

A deadly triple threat of peanut butter and jelly on a crunchy granola bar. More specifically, skippy, smucker's, and nature valley.

A: dude, are you in the mood for a smuckernut crunch ?
B: hell yea mann. so clutch.

by smuckernut July 21, 2010

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Smuckass

A combination of the Words Smart ass and fuck ass. Like Smart fuck ass.

Girl: "How do you think you did on the physics test?"
Guy: "I think i dominated it."
Girl: "Quit being such a Smuckass."

by Erich der Jaeger May 15, 2007

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Smuched

1. Another word for smashed or mushed, made by a drunk girl on new years eve.
2. Drunk

1. One time i saw a smuched cat
2. I was so smuched after all of flip cup I played.

by im aWESome. April 12, 2010

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When you have sexual intercourse with a woman while her period is occurring and your penis looks like you had sex with a jar of Smucker’s strawberry jam afterwards. With a name like that, it has to be good!

Chaz: Damn, bro! What you doing at the laundromat? Shit the bed?!

Todd: Man ... Trisha’s on her period right now. What a Smuck Fuck that was!

by Stu Caruthers March 13, 2020

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smuck

It is a Hebrew Word for the Foreskin that gets chopped off at birth. So when a person that is educated or a Jew calls you a Smuck. He or She is calling you a useless piece of dick.

I.E. a Smuck would go see the 2008 movie "never back down" or do things in attempt to appear "bigger" or manly. But factually a Smuck is weak and lame poser. Not so different from a Bro or a Gangster/Wangster.

by F'ing Rainwater March 21, 2008

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