SMS

Shit, Masturbate, Shower

Grant: Want to hang out later?
Robert: Nah i gotta SMS.
Grant: You're texting someone?
Robert: No man, Shit, Masturbate, Shower.
Grant: Ohhh so you're just gay

by Swag Master Cloud February 20, 2011

sms

shit myself
past tense: shat myself

when you get so excited you shit yourself

girl 1: omaygawd that guy is so hot
girl 2: i know right!
girl 1: i just totally shat myself
girl 2: haha omg hashtag sms

by legitthough November 9, 2013

sms

send my shooters

ima sms on dat nigga

by brycegen3350 is ma snap June 20, 2018

SMS

Sudden Messaging Syndrome. This debilitating disease begins shortly after receiving one's first moblie phone. The sufferer is completely unable to perform ordinary tasks or social activities. People with SMS typically can text very quickly, because they spend their whole day doing so. SMS can easily lead to becoming broke, since the phone bills SMS sufferers get can total into the thousands.

Greg: Why does Bob never go out anymore?
Tom: Aww, man! he's got SMS. :(

by ontheislandwhereyougo September 11, 2009

SMS-lish

A vernacular approach to communicating via SMS whereby one, either for the sake of supporting one's image as a hipster or frankly out of shear hubris, employs ridiculous--borderline incomprehensible--spelling shortcuts.

Girl: "Would you please text the neighbor to check on the dog?!"

Boy: "Forget that: she never writes back, and when she does, her SMS-lish drives me crazy."

by dac0811 September 9, 2009

SMS

SMS is the abbreviation for the phrase "suck my sack."
This term was coined by BLACK1_0.

Tek: ooh, get tekt black!
Black: SMS

by MackinCheese October 23, 2014

Single Mom Syndrome (SMS)

When a single mother begins to dwell on being alone for the rest of their life and starts paying more attention to men than their children.

Child: Ugh! Mom is so obsessed with her new boyfriend it's like I don't even exist anymore, and when I do, everything is still about him! It's driving me crazy!

Dad: -sigh- She's just dealing with Single Mom Syndrome (SMS) right now. She'll get over it soon.

by YoMommasSoStupid October 21, 2012