sootcest

A term used to ship characters created/ portrayed by content creator Wilbur Soot. Basically a form of selfcest. The characters usually portrayed are l'manbur, alivebur/ revivebur, argbur, vilbur, jubileebur, ghostbur, phantombur, simpbur.

in an omegle chat
them: opinions on sootcest?
you: idk what it is, sounds hot.

by vvilburs June 20, 2021

smoothus

See smooth; when two or more persons make an error which is either ironic or comical for any reason and do not notice for a given amount of time afterward.

Person 1: "Dude... did we almost cause a car crash on that last block when we crossed infront of that truck?"

Perons2: "I'm not sure man... but if we did it would totally be a smoothus"

Person 1: "Too true"

by supercurlyboy July 2, 2006

Peter-smoocher

A male/husband who is hiding that they are gay, finding a wife to keep it from family, friends, etc.. And gets caught shoving objects in their rectum in the middle of the night by their wife and denying any gay activity.

Damn, did you hear about her husband? He turned out to be a Peter-smoocher. That's wild huh?!

by Peter-smoochExWife! December 11, 2016

pickle smoocher

A euphemism for someone who likes to give head.

You are such a pickle smoocher.

by TAC May 1, 2003

Pickle Smootcher

A homosexual male that operates undercover until he gets you alone. Usually operates in bars or at the gym.

I hate to tell you this Harry, but I think the guy who just bought you a beer is a Pickle Smootcher.

by Benny the chicken killer July 12, 2006

Captain Smoothness

n. One who does nothing, but screws up anything they attempt to do.

"Way to go Captain Smoothness!! You screwed up again!"

by Frazier May 30, 2006

Tool Smoocher

One who sucks dick with aplomb. Generally reserved for men who are behaving like bitches.

Man....if that guy climbs any farther up the bosses ass he's gonna get lost, He's such a fuckin tool smoocher.

by rooster14 August 19, 2008