smoothus 

See smooth; when two or more persons make an error which is either ironic or comical for any reason and do not notice for a given amount of time afterward.

Person 1: "Dude... did we almost cause a car crash on that last block when we crossed infront of that truck?"

Perons2: "I'm not sure man... but if we did it would totally be a smoothus"

Person 1: "Too true"

smoothus by supercurlyboy July 2, 2006

smoothshark 

verb.

The act of deliberately frustrating and subtly mocking an arrogant person who is obsessed with seeming intelligent, by repeatedly and unwaveringly defending an absurd position, despite the oblivious target's increasingly desperate attempts to prove you wrong and show themselves as "smart".

Named for the infamous "sharks are smooth" twitter/tumblr argument.

The principle and the process of smoothsharking was perhaps first described by raptorific on tumblr, although the name was coined by others.

That pompous smart alec doesn't realized he's being smoothsharked.

smoothshark by A_Really_Big_Cat September 13, 2020

smoothspert 

An expert of smoothies. One who specializes in smoothie studies. A fine connoisseur of smoothieology.

I hear that he's a smoothspert so he'll know what to order.

With enough studying I hope to one day be a smoothspert.

Don't think that your higher than me because your a smoothspert now.

smoothspert by rgagem February 20, 2010

smoothish stubble 

Smoothish stubble is hair stubble that grows just long enough to fold over, there for is no longer just stubble, it is smoothish stubble.

I was too lazy to cut my hair and shave my face, now I have smoothish stubble

smoothish stubble by Kaitlin Fancy April 20, 2018

smoothskin

A nickname for a person in your circle of friends who is inept yet you keep him close so he can be taken care of (and provide entertainment)

"Hey, did you here what Smoothskin did?"
"No, what?"
"He put diesel in his car again."
"Oh Smoothskin!"

smoothskin by domus.vita June 11, 2007

smooths 

Marbolo Menthol Smooth cigarettes.

Hey, bum me a few smooths.

smooths by SmoothSmoker June 14, 2010

smooths 

Marc Mandrake slang definition: hitting on.

"I'm not gonna smooth on Angel."

smooths by Hall Monitor Suze June 8, 2005