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See smooth; when two or more persons make an error which is either ironic or comical for any reason and do not notice for a given amount of time afterward.

Person 1: "Dude... did we almost cause a car crash on that last block when we crossed infront of that truck?"

Perons2: "I'm not sure man... but if we did it would totally be a smoothus"

Person 1: "Too true"

smoothus by supercurlyboy July 2, 2006

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smoothshark

verb.

The act of deliberately frustrating and subtly mocking an arrogant person who is obsessed with seeming intelligent, by repeatedly and unwaveringly defending an absurd position, despite the oblivious target's increasingly desperate attempts to prove you wrong and show themselves as "smart".

Named for the infamous "sharks are smooth" twitter/tumblr argument.

The principle and the process of smoothsharking was perhaps first described by raptorific on tumblr, although the name was coined by others.

That pompous smart alec doesn't realized he's being smoothsharked.

smoothshark by A_Really_Big_Cat September 13, 2020

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Related Words

smoothus • smoothskin • smoothshark • smoothish stubble • Smoothista • smoothspert • SmoothSpook • big smooths • smooth • smooth as butter

smoothspert

An expert of smoothies. One who specializes in smoothie studies. A fine connoisseur of smoothieology.

I hear that he's a smoothspert so he'll know what to order.

With enough studying I hope to one day be a smoothspert.

Don't think that your higher than me because your a smoothspert now.

smoothspert by rgagem February 20, 2010

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smoothish stubble

Smoothish stubble is hair stubble that grows just long enough to fold over, there for is no longer just stubble, it is smoothish stubble.

I was too lazy to cut my hair and shave my face, now I have smoothish stubble

smoothish stubble by Kaitlin Fancy April 20, 2018

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smoothskin

A nickname for a person in your circle of friends who is inept yet you keep him close so he can be taken care of (and provide entertainment)

"Hey, did you here what Smoothskin did?"
"No, what?"
"He put diesel in his car again."
"Oh Smoothskin!"

smoothskin by domus.vita June 11, 2007

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smooths

Marbolo Menthol Smooth cigarettes.

Hey, bum me a few smooths.

smooths by SmoothSmoker June 14, 2010

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smooths

Marc Mandrake slang definition: hitting on.

"I'm not gonna smooth on Angel."

smooths by Hall Monitor Suze June 8, 2005

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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