Smolletime

When fake allegations, despite an army of easily manipulated twitter drones, turns out to be nonsense.

Wow, this attack on Vic Mignogna is smolletime.

by Zofryer February 21, 2019

smolfering

Attempting to show an angst-ridden, sexy look, in the way that an attractive but probably vapid actor or model would, but instead failing miserably and simply looking angry or possibly constipated.

"The b-list actor tried to pull off a look that would've been described as 'smoldering' if he had a less unattractive nose, but he instead simply looked smolfering."

by mayhemic July 30, 2004

smoldering

chemical reaction

MYRA was smoldering before she was smoking

by chuck May 19, 2004

SMOLDERING COBRA

HOT STEAMY COILED UP CRAP LEFT ON THE ICE WHILE ICE FISHING.

TODAY I WENT ICE FISHING HAD TO SHIT SO BAD I LAID OUT A SMOLDERING COBRA !

by JUNK YARD DOG EAP January 13, 2010

smolling

Smolling is the verb for masturbating excessively until your cock is rotten.

My girlfriend left me because she caught me smolling.

by randomlightskin December 17, 2014

Smolletting

Faking a Hate Crime. Named after the Jussie Smollett incident of 2019

You're basically Smolletting this entire story.

by CronosOfWildfire December 15, 2021

Smoldering

Looking like Caleb Kang.

He was totally smoldering.

by WhooliaJulia March 27, 2021