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punkin seeds

A game. Played on halloween. Two men shove as many pumpkin seeds in their assholes as their brownpipes can hold. They then proceed to kick each other in the nuts ten times. Whoever holds the most seeds in their chocolate ass gutter wins!
I found 3 bloody seeds in my ass after punkin seeds with Rick. Yay, I win!
by Pooflake the Magic Dragon October 6, 2011
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smest

The hybrid smock/vest "uniform" worn by associates at retail stores, notably Wal*Mart.
Tina rummaged through her smest pockets, finding empty coin wrappers, half a pack of cigarettes and a lighter, her car keys, and unpaid-for chewing gum, but could not find her badge to clock in.
by mark from houston December 9, 2008
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Pair Seeds

A new, experimental remedy, passed from bro to bro designed to remove or therapeutically treat a man's metaphorical vagina, often associated with being a bitch.
With proper implantation and persistent watering, pair seeds give the man in question the potential to grow a proverbial "pair."
This treatment may or may not follow the removal of a vagina (vaginectomy) from an affected male.
Jared: "I have a bellyache and can't come out drinking tonight."
Justin: "Sounds like you have a bad case of vaginitis. I think you need a vaginectomy.
Jared: "Will that do it?"
Dr. Russel: "It might, but the prognosis is grim. You see, one can remove the anatomical vagina, but the metaphorical vagina will persist. To complete a vaginectomy, I can prescribe you Pair seeds. With proper implantation and occasional watering, you may, in due time, grow a pair. This, coupled with a physical vaginectomy, can swap out your vagina for a set of manly balls."
by mikekais September 24, 2013
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Toilet paper seeds

I went down on your mom last night and she had toilet paper seeds
by Neonnight July 7, 2018
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Pumpkin Seeds

Generic white sneakers -- shaped like pumpkin seeds -- worn by girls in the hood.
Her feet hurt cuz her pumpkin seeds 3 sizes too small.
by Peopleshark February 22, 2011
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Arthur Two Sheds Jackson

A man who does NOT have two sheds, despite his moniker. He is not planning on getting another. He only has one, and this shed of his has no special features.
"THAT IS IT! I am throwing away the bloody shed!"
"Then you'll be Arthur "No Sheds" Jackson, right?"
by Zach G. November 9, 2003
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smegster

Oh smegster lay me
by smegster November 8, 2003
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