A game. Played on halloween. Two men shove as many pumpkin seeds in their assholes as their brownpipes can hold. They then proceed to kick each other in the nuts ten times. Whoever holds the most seeds in their chocolate ass gutter wins!
by Pooflake the Magic Dragon October 6, 2011
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With proper implantation and persistent watering, pair seeds give the man in question the potential to grow a proverbial "pair."
This treatment may or may not follow the removal of a vagina (vaginectomy) from an affected male.
With proper implantation and persistent watering, pair seeds give the man in question the potential to grow a proverbial "pair."
This treatment may or may not follow the removal of a vagina (vaginectomy) from an affected male.
Jared: "I have a bellyache and can't come out drinking tonight."
Justin: "Sounds like you have a bad case of vaginitis. I think you need a vaginectomy.
Jared: "Will that do it?"
Dr. Russel: "It might, but the prognosis is grim. You see, one can remove the anatomical vagina, but the metaphorical vagina will persist. To complete a vaginectomy, I can prescribe you Pair seeds. With proper implantation and occasional watering, you may, in due time, grow a pair. This, coupled with a physical vaginectomy, can swap out your vagina for a set of manly balls."
Justin: "Sounds like you have a bad case of vaginitis. I think you need a vaginectomy.
Jared: "Will that do it?"
Dr. Russel: "It might, but the prognosis is grim. You see, one can remove the anatomical vagina, but the metaphorical vagina will persist. To complete a vaginectomy, I can prescribe you Pair seeds. With proper implantation and occasional watering, you may, in due time, grow a pair. This, coupled with a physical vaginectomy, can swap out your vagina for a set of manly balls."
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Get the Pumpkin Seeds mug.A man who does NOT have two sheds, despite his moniker. He is not planning on getting another. He only has one, and this shed of his has no special features.
"THAT IS IT! I am throwing away the bloody shed!"
"Then you'll be Arthur "No Sheds" Jackson, right?"
"Then you'll be Arthur "No Sheds" Jackson, right?"
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